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Ayizange ithi qatha kuthi into yokuba uMat Le Blanc, inkwenkwezi ye-sitcom yase-US ephumelele ngokuhlekisayo, wayekwiNgilane yakudala ephambi kwenkqubo yethu yemoto ye-BBC1 nomsasazi kanomathotholo uChris Evans...
Kwiminyaka elishumi eyadlulayo uJames Corden kwizikrini zethu wayekwishumi elivisayo uJamie Rymer kwiFat Friends emva koko uGavlar's BFF Smithy kuGavin noStacey. Wadlala iBrits eqhelekileyo - kwaye wayengomnye, naye. Ngubani owayenokucinga ukuba uya kuba sisithandwa saseMelika, ehamba ngenqanawa e-LA edlan' indlebe noGeorge Clooney kunye noJulia Roberts kumdlalo omkhulu wencoko wase-US?
Ke omnye wabahlaseli abaphambili bePremier League, owathi ngo-2006 wafaka amanqaku kwiNorwich City, ngoku ubonisa umboniso weTV wasemini wamakhaya Ngaphantsi kweHammer, esasaza uthando lwakhe ngepropathi kubantu abaninzi. Yimeko entle, ye-surreal yemicimbi.
Ngokuqinisekileyo, uJames McAvoy kunye noBenedict Cumberbatch badlale abantu abanamandla obuchopho achukumisayo kwi-Starter yeShumi - kodwa babengabalinganiswa abangalunganga ngokunzulu. Ngoku, baye baguquka baba ngamaqhawe abalaseleyo adlala kwiimuvi ze-blockbuster, benxibe zonke iintlobo zokukhaba, iimpahla zomlingo. Ooh kwaye bangabadlali ababini abakhulu kwiplanethi. Ngubani owayesazi ukwazi malunga neebhondi zekhabhoni okanye ii-ballet zothando zenkulungwane ye-14 yayisisitshixo seenkwenkwezi?
Ukusuka kwiThe Thick of It's Malcom Tucker, owakhwazayo kwaye wagqabaza amabinzana afana no-******** kunye **************** kunye **** kunye ****** kunye ***** kunye nolo hlobo lwento ... UGqirha Ngubani. Ukujikeleza kwiTardis yakhe ngeengokuhlwa zangoMgqibelo, ngoku uchulumancisa abantwana nabazali babo kwihlabathi liphela. Awwww, ngoko ****** ukufudumala kwentliziyo.
Inkosazana yeDisney Channel eyathetha izinto ezinje 'ipinki ayingombala nje, sisimo sengqondo!' wangena kwibhola eqhekezayo kwiminyaka elishumi kamva waza wabetha wonke umntu iingcamango zokungabi natyala kwi-smithereens ngaphambi kokuba ahambe nge-bikini kunye nomculi uRobin Thicke kunye nomnwe omkhulu wegwebu. Kwenzeka ntoni kuwo onke loo mabhabhathane kunye neeunicorns, eh?
Ke iminyaka eyi-18 emva kokuba u-Alan Partridge eyimisile, ekugqibeleni yenzeka: Ukubanjwa koLutsha kunye noChris Eubank yinto yokwenyani. Evuyiswa kukuba uChris Eubank akazange afumane iHostelling yoLutsha kunye noChris Eubank, inkampani encinci ebizwa ngokuba yiHostelworld yenza ukuba kwenzeke. Ngoko ukushwankathela; isiqhulo somsasazi oyintsomi siba sisibhengezo esinomntu ongasiqondi ncam isiqhulo. Owu, ihlabathi lanamhlanje.
Iqela likamabonakude labantwana beminyaka yama-90s abachitha ixesha labo bephethe ileli baphindela emva naphambili ngequbuliso bakhuphe enye kunye nomrepha opholileyo oselula uTinchy Stryder. Ibinzana labo elivakalayo elithi 'Kum, Kuwe (Bruv)' ngoku liyinxalenye yenkcubeko entsha ye-pop, kunye nesizukulwana sonke sabantwana abafunda ukuphatha izinto ezingathandekiyo njengokuba abantwana be-'90s benza. Ngokuqinisekileyo, eyodwa yayiyeyesisa - kodwa ibe sithi abazuze ngokwenene kuzuko.
UDonald Trump wemka njani kwinkwenkwezi yase-US ekhwazayo ukuya kumntu ofuna ukuqhuba I-YONKE yaseMelika? Iyabhidisa yonke le nto. Kwaye ngaphandle kwayo yonke ingxabano, uphuma nezinto ezinje, ndathi ukuba u-Ivanka wayengeyontombi yam, mhlawumbi ngendithandana naye. YAY!
Oko kuhleli kufana kanye.