Ibishushu ihlobo ententeni - kodwa abagwebi bahlala bepholile kwi-Great Britain Bake Off 2018.
UPrue Leith noPaul Hollywood bahleli ngaphandle, bonwabela ihlobo laseLondon elishushu. UPawulos uye washixiza phantsi komthunzi olungiselelwe yi-ambrela yetafile. Ecaleni kwakhe, uPrue ugqabhuke kamnandi kwisitulo sakhe, efunxa yonke imitha yelanga anayo.
Ukusukela oko wathatha indawo kaMary Berry kwiThe Great British Bake Off kulo nyaka uphelileyo, uLeith uthi owona mbuzo uxhaphakileyo ubuziswa ngababukeli abathembekileyo abammisayo esitratweni ngulo, Kutheni ungakhe wenze ibronze kancinane ukuze ungakhangeli. njengomgwebi oluthuthu ecaleni kwenkosana ye-perma-tan?
Yiyo loo nto uhlala utshisa ilanga, akunjalo? IHollywood iyabuza.
Ewe, ndiphantse ndalapho, uLeith ubuyile, evale amehlo akhe okwekati kwaye ejonge elangeni ubuso bakhe.
I-duo malunga nokubuyela kwizikrini zethu, kwii-shades ezahlukahlukeneyo ze-perma-tan, phambi kochungechunge lwesithoba lwe-Bake Off. Iya kuba sisihlandlo sesibini sikaLeith ngaphakathi kwentente yababhaki emva kokuba inkqubo isusiwe kwi-BBC ukuya kwi-Channel 4 kulo nyaka uphelileyo, kwindawo ekusenokwenzeka ukuba lelinye lawona maxesha anempikiswano kwimbali yethu yesizwe.
Kwakukho isikhalo esidibeneyo malunga neHollywood ekucingelwa ukuba iyathengisa xa wayebhengeza injongo yakhe yokuba ngumgwebi. UMary Berry kunye nabasasazi uSue Perkins noMel Giedroyc bonke behla, ababini bokugqibela bathi kwingxelo yokuba bebengahambi nentlama.
ULeith wayexakwe yiyo yonke loo ngxubakaxaka.
Khange ndimbukele uBhaka Off. Ndandingazi ukuba yeyona nkqubo ithandwayo yesizwe… Ayizange ithi qatha engqondweni yam into yokuba ndiza kuba kuyo. Kwaye ke kwakungekho de ndaphoswa apho ndaqonda-kwaye ndaqala ukufunda zonke izinto zeendaba-ukuba le yinto eyingozi kakhulu ukuyenza. Ndandiza kuba ngunobangela wentlungu yesizwe!
Uyaqhula, kunjalo, kodwa kuyinyani ukuba akukho mntu wayelindele ukuba iChannel 4 yenze kakuhle ngomboniso - kulo msitho, ababukeli abazizigidi ezisi-7.7 babukele umdlalo wokugqibela we-2017, inqanaba eliphezulu lejelo lobusuku ukusukela kwiParalympics Opening Ceremony ngo-2012. babukele umzamo weBBC ekudaleni umboniso ophikisanayo, Ukupheka kweKhaya laseBritani, ekhokelwa nguClaudia Winkleman, noMary Berry waba yijaji (kutsha nje kubhengezwe uthotho lwesibini).
Ndibambe i-snippet yayo, iHollywood ithi.
Khange ndiyibukele, wongeza uLeith.
Kubonakala ngathi i-Bake Off igcine umlingo wayo ongaqhelekanga kwiChannel 4. Iseyi-oasis ye-nostalgia ethambileyo kwihlabathi elijikelezayo kwi-axis yalo.
Kuvakala ngathi kukunxiba iislippers ezitofotofo, iHollywood iyavuma.
Uthi waxola xa uLeith engena enqanaweni, kunye nabasasazi abatsha, uSandi Toksvig noNoel Fielding, kuba baye baxuba yonke into ebendiyifumana… bendiyikhuphela iinyanga ezintandathu.'
Oko bekungekho sikweni, utsho uLeith, ngelizolileyo.
Ndiyazi.
Konke okwenzileyo kukuhlala uthembekile kwinkqubo.
Ndandingashiyanga nto! IHollywood iyanyanzelisa.
Ndiyazi, uLeith uyaphinda, ngendlela yokuba ngunozala okwaziyo ukunyamekela idolo elidlileyo lomntwana. Kodwa wawuyindlavini.
Kucacile ukuba bahamba kakuhle. Xa ndibacela ngamnye ukuba athelekise enye into ebhakiweyo, iHollywood iphendula, i-Prue yi-sachertorte - imnandi ngaphakathi njengoko ingaphandle, ngelixa u-Leith ephikisana ne-Krispy Kreme donut. Unomphandle okrwada kodwa umbindi othambileyo ngokupheleleyo.
IHollywood ithi bobabini baya kuhlala benesidlo sangokuhlwa kunye neglasi yewayini emva komboniso bhanyabhanya wosuku kwaye babeke umhlaba kumalungelo. Ngapha koko, baye baba ngabahlobo abalungileyo kunye no-Toksvig kunye no-Fielding kangangokuba bobane bahamba ikhefu elincinci lamaqabane ukuya e-Copenhagen ngoDisemba. Ukubona iTivoli Gardens ngeKrisimesi, uLeith uthi.
Gosh, ndithi, uya kubangela isiphithiphithi kwinqwelomoya ye-Easyjet. Akukho mntu uya kusazi xa sikhona, iHollywood iphendula. Siza kuzifihla.
Cofa apha ukuze ufumane okungakumbi malunga nabadlali be-12 abaqinisekisiweyo kwiichungechunge ezisithoba ze-GBBO.
Ngaphambi koko, kukho ishishini le-Bake Off oza kuqhubeka nalo. Kulo nyaka, ifomathi ezanyiweyo kwaye yavavanywa yababhaki abalishumi elinambini ententeni bezama eyona nto inzima kakhulu ukufumana i-ganache yabo yokuseta kumaqebengwana abo e-Opéra ahlala anjalo. Kodwa uLeith utyhila ukuba bazise iveki ye-vegan kwaye ezinye zeeqebengwana ze-vegan zazilungile, ndothuka ngokobuqu.
Akayena umlandeli wendalo wendlela yamva nje yokutya okucocekileyo. Ijikelezwe yi-pseudo-science eninzi kwaye ndiyayithiya yonke loo nto kuba ndicinga ukuba yenza abantu boyike ukutya kwaye baqale ukuba neurotic malunga nokutya kwaye okukhokelela kwi-anorexia kunye nazo zonke iintlobo.
Ukutya kungena kwiifashoni kwaye oku [ukutya okucocekileyo] kwaba yinto enkulu, ndingathi, iLondon-centric, imfashini, i-yummy-mummy obsession.
IHollywood, okwangoku, ibango lokuba zange khe ive ngayo kwaye ihambe kwiriff ebingalindelekanga ebandakanya i-meringue eyenziwe ngegazi legusha awayingcamla e-Iceland.
Ingwevu, ayibomvu. Unokuyitya ngokwakho uze uhambe, ‘Imnandi loo nto.’ Uze uxelelwe, ‘Yenziwe ngegazi.’ Uze uthi, ‘Intoni?
Prue iintshiyi. Ayizukwenza oko kwi-vegans, utsho kabukhali.
'Hayi, ngekhe siyisebenzise ngaloo veki ithile, uphendula ngelitshoyo.
Xa i-Bake Off 2018 isasaza, akusayi kubakho meringues enegazi, itsho iHollywood, kodwa sinokujonga phambili kubalinganiswa abakhulu kunye nokubhaka okukhethekileyo, okungazange kubonwe ngaphambili ... Kwaye ubushushu, obuye bukhupha ababhaki abahluphekayo.
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Ah ewe. Ubushushu. Olu ngcelele lwe-Bake Off lwafotwa ngexesha elinye lehlobo elishushu kule minyaka yakutshanje.
Ngokuqinisekileyo yayiyeyona Bake Off ishushu kwesakha saba nayo, itsho iHollywood.
Ibi kakhulu kubabhaki kunathi, kuba singena nje ngokufutshane kwaye siphume, wongeza uLeith ngokwezopolitiko. Bahlala apho ngalo lonke ixesha.
Kwakuyoja kwaye eminye yemiceli mngeni… iHollywood iyaphuma.
ULeith, njengoko ehlala esenza, ugqibezela isivakalisi sakhe: Itshokholethi.
Ewe, utsho. Iveki yetshokholethi ihlupheke kancinane. I-caramel sugarwork ihlupheke kancinane. Nangona iveki yesonka, xa yayipholile kancinane, ngokumangalisayo ngokwaneleyo...
Ngebabekwenzile ngobushushu, uLeith utsibela phakathi. Kodwa xa kuthelekiswa nothotho oludlulileyo, xa kwakubanda kakhulu ekuqaleni… Enyanisweni kwakuqhaqhazelisa amazinyo kwaye kunetha, ngoko sasinxibe iiwellies ukuya ententeni kwaye ndandinxibe i- Idyasi enzima kwaye sasibambe iibhotile zamanzi ashushu. Oko kubonakala kumangalisa ngoku.
Susa uxinzelelo lwentente (Channel 4)
Kulo nyaka kuye kwafuneka ukuba bobabini baphole ngokuqaba ii-iced chamois pack ezintanyeni zabo emva kokuba zicinyiwe iikhamera. Sekunjalo, bayigqiba ngenzondelelo.
Njengoko ifotwe kude kube ngoku, enye yezona zinto zinzima kukwazi ukuba ngubani ophumelele ixesha elide phambi kokuba inkqubo idlalwe. Kunyaka ophelileyo, uLeith waphantse wabangela imeko yonxunguphalo lwesizwe ngokutyhila isazisi sophumeleleyo, uSophie Faldo, ngaphambi kokuba umdlalo wokugqibela uboniswe kumabonwakude. Izihloko zamaphephandaba zamtyhola ngokumosha lo mdlalo kwaye waphoswa kuTwitter ngabalandeli abanomsindo.
Yayisoyikeka kakhulu ngelo xesha kwaye isoyikeka, utsho ngoku. Ndandinabantu abaninzi ababesithi, ‘Ubumoshele ubomi bam, ubunokukwenza njani oko?’
Wayekwiholide eBhutan nomyeni wakhe, kwaye wayenamaxesha amdaka. Inkampani yemveliso yayimthumelele umyalezo imxelela ukuba akhumbule ukuvuyisana nophumeleleyo emva kwentsimbi ye-10.30 ebusuku.
Ndacinga, ‘Owu Thixo wam, kusemva kwe-10.30.’ Kwaye ngoko nangoko ndathumela kuTwitter. Kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo yayiziyure ezintlanu ngaphandle okanye enye into.
I-tweet (ngezantsi) yayiphezulu imizuzwana ye-89 ngaphambi kokuba umncedisi kaLeith aqaphele kwaye ayicime. Kodwa kwakusele kusemva kwexesha, utsho uLeith, ubuso bakhe buthe khunubembe. Abantu ababini baphinda bayibhala, besithi, ‘Hayi indlela elihlazo ngayo, uye wayishiya imfihlelo.’ Bandula ke bayinikela!
Unikine intloko ngobubhanxa bempazamo yakhe. Wayesenza ntoni umyeni wakhe kuyo yonke le nto?
Wayelele yoyi!
Ndiyabuza iHollywood ukuba wayephi xa efumanisa, ngendlela efanayo ukuba umntu unokubuza umntu ukuba ziphi xa i-JFK idutshulwa.
Ndicinga ukuba bendidla inyama yebhekoni kunye nekomityi yeti kwivenkile yokutyela yeebhayisekile. Ndaye ndathi, ‘Pffft!’, kwaye iti yam yaya kuyo yonke indawo. Uyahleka, kucaca ukuba ukhululekile ngayo yonke into.
Owu sithandwa, utsho uLeith, emangalisiwe. Ndiyaxolisa. Akakwazi ukuyeka ukuzigxeka. Unyabile, uyambombozela. Sisidenge.
UPaul Hollywood kunye noPrue Leith kwi-Great Britain Bake Off 2018 (Ijelo lesi-4)
Njengoko uLeith ebhaqile, luphawu lwe-Bake Off ukuba nabani na ovela kuyo abeneendaba ngakumbi ngokunxulumana. IHollywood, eyathi ngo-2017 yahlukana no-Alexandra, inkosikazi yakhe yeminyaka engama-20, isandula ukuba ngumxholo wentelekelelo eninzi ye-tabloid malunga nobudlelwane bakhe ne-barmaid eneminyaka engama-22 ubudala. Uziva njani ukuba nobomi bakhe bothando ...
Andifuni ukuphendula, utsho, ngaphambi kokuba ndikhuphe umbuzo emlonyeni wam.
Kwiintsuku ezimbalwa ngaphambi kokuba sidibane, owayengumqhubi we-Bake Off uNadiya Hussain naye uye wenza izihloko ngokugxeka irhafu yeswekile. Wenza ntoni uLeith kunye neHollywood ngenyathelo likaRhulumente lokunyanzela abavelisi ukuba bahlawule irhafu kwiziselo ezinxilisayo?
Irhafu yeswekile yodwa ayinakuyenza loo nto, kodwa ndicinga ukuba luluvo oluhle, utshilo uLeith. Ndicinga ukuba eyona nto ibalulekileyo kukufundisa abantwana ukupheka ezikolweni. Kwaye kungekuphela nje ukupheka kodwa ukuqonda malunga nokuba kuvela phi ukutya kwabo. Uthi kufanele ukuba yinxalenye yekharityhulam, njengoko kunjalo eFinland.
Injongo yokugqibela kukwenza abantwana bafune ukutya okunempilo, uLeith uthi. Kwaye kufana nezibalo, uyazi? Abazali abanakuthi, ‘Le asiyonto yam,’ [kuba] yimali kaRhulumente ekufuneka ihlawule le ngxaki yokutyeba ngokugqithiseleyo... Ndinengxabano noMichael Gove xa wayengunobhala wezemfundo. Ndathi, 'Ukuba wenze inxalenye yekharityhulam kunye nenxalenye yoxanduva lwezikolo ukujongana nokungabikho kolwazi lwabantwana ngokutya nokutya ... unokuthethelela oko.'
Uwufudumeza umxholo wakhe ngoku kwaye uyoyikeka. Angamandla obuntu bakhe obunengqiqo ukuba bendinguMichael Gove bendiza kumisela yonke into ayichazayo kwangoko.
Ndingathanda ukuba ngqongqo ngayo kwaye ndingazivimba iibhokisi zesidlo sasemini, uLeith uyaqhubeka. Ndicinga ukuba nangona umzali ufundile… bambalwa kakhulu abazali abanika abantwana babo iibhokisi zesidlo sasemini ezisempilweni ngenxa yoxinzelelo lwabantwana.
Abantwana bathi, ‘Ndiyifumana leya, yaye uLucy uyayifumana aze uEmily ayifumane, kutheni ndingayifumani nje?’ EFinland abavumeli nawuphi na umntwana ukuba eze nantoni na esikolweni yaye iyahluthwa ukuba bayayibona. Ngoko bonke bahlala phantsi, batye ukutya okufanelekileyo, bafunde. Ixesha lesidlo sasemini sisifundo apho abantwana kufuneka bafunde ukwabelana kunye nokuhloniphana, nto leyo ethetha ukuziphatha kwetafile. Bafanele bafunde ukudlala kakuhle kunye nokwabelana, kwaye bonke bancedisa ekhitshini kwaye bacoce.
Ixesha lethu lisiya esiphelweni kwaye uLeith akaphindanga wazoba ngokutsha ikharityhulamu yesizwe kodwa uphantse wanyusa izinga lakhe kwizinga elanelisayo. Bobabini baye bathatha iifoto zabo. Bajonge phambili kwisizini entsha kwaye baqinisekile ukuba iya kuba yimpumelelo nangakumbi kuneyonyaka ophelileyo.
Nangona ndisiba novalo njengoko ngoku silwenzile umdlalo wokugqibela, ngoko ke ndinoxanduva, utshilo uLeith. Ndicinga ukuba mandithathwe iphone yam kum.
Ngenxa yesimo sethu sesizwe, ngaba kukho umntu onokuqinisekisa ukuba oku kuyenzeka?
IGreat Britain Bake Off idlala ngoLwesibini ngo-8pm kwiChannel 4