Umyili weWe Will Rock You uxoxa ngeMfazwe yeHlabathi yokuQala, ukufudumala kwehlabathi kunye nemfihlakalo yomfanekiso oqingqiweyo kaFreddie Mercury olahlekileyo ...
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Wenza ntoni ngenqaku likaMichael Gove lokuba iBlackadder Goes Forth ibonise iMfazwe Yehlabathi yokuqala njenge-misbegotten shambles - uchungechunge lweempazamo eziyingozi ezenziwa ngumntu ongaphandle?
Ngokucacileyo yayiyintlekele-njengoko sithethayo kukho iipoppies ezingama-888,246 ngaphandle kweNqaba yaseLondon, nganye imele ummi waseBritane ofileyo-kwaye emva koko eyona miba mibi yempucuko yasentshona yafumana
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Udumileyo uMichael Gove uye wabanga ukuba yayiyimfazwe ekwakufuneka ilwe kwaye iBlackadder iyayinyelisa, yinto engekhoyo kwaphela. I-Blackadder ihlonipha kakhulu umoya womntu, kwi-heroism kunye nothando lobuzalwana lwe-solider yaseBrithani. Kodwa kukwahlekisa ngokusemthethweni ukuwohloka ngokupheleleyo kwengcinga yantlandlolo. IMfazwe yeHlabathi yokuQala yayiyeyenkulungwane yama-20 idibana neengcinga zenkulungwane ye-19.
Ngaba ucinga ukuba kulungile ukuba iBlackadder iseklasini ngoko?
Ewe, njengento eyonwabisayo. Ndicinga ukuba isemthethweni ngokugqibeleleyo njengento eyonwabisayo ngelixa ufundisa iMfazwe yeHlabathi yokuQala, njengenye yezinto ezincedisayo zokufundisa zangaphandle. I-Blackadder Goes Forth yaphandwa kakuhle kwaye yabhalwa ngokuhloniphekileyo. Yayiyinto enzima kakhulu ukuba uGove ayithethe kwaye wayephosakele ngokupheleleyo ngeBlackadder.
Ndiyavumelana naye ukuba oonobangela beMfazwe yeHlabathi yokuQala zazisekelwe kumkhosi waseJamani, kodwa ngokumangalisayo wabonakala eqinisekile ukuba imfazwe ifanele ukuliwa, ukuba inkulungwane yama-20 yayiya kuba mandundu ngaphandle kwayo. Kwakunokuba kubi kangakanani kunoStalin, uHitler, uMao, ukuDodobala okuKhulu kunye nokugqwethwa kobukapitali? Bendiya kubuyela kwangethuba ukuyinqanda.
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Kwincwadi yakho, Ixesha kunye nexesha kwakhona, kubonakala ngathi kungakhathaliseki ukuba liliphi ixesha lexesha, ngabantu abakhethekileyo abagxuphulekayo kunye neeklasi ezisezantsi ezihluphekayo. Ngaba oko kuseyinyaniso?
Ndiyakholelwa ukuba iBritane iyantlukwano ngokwentlalo. Ndikhule ngeminyaka yoo-1970 xa kwakubonakala ngathi yonke into iya ilingana, kodwa ndicinga ukuba oko kubuyele umva ukusukela ngoko. Andizange ndilindele ukuba ukubanjwa kwe-Oxbridge kuya kuba kukhulu ngoku kunokuba kwakunjalo, hayi nje kwisiXeko, ezopolitiko kunye nomthetho kwakhona, ngumculo wepop onegazi kunye nethiyetha ngokunjalo.
Ukungaphikisani nabaphi na abantu kuba bonke bengabantu ababalaseleyo, kodwa ndiyifumana idandathekisa kakhulu into yokuba sifumana olu lwahlulo lubi.
Ufunde idrama kwiYunivesithi yaseManchester, kodwa kule ncwadi kukho uluntu oluyimfihlo oluzinze eCambridge. Ukhe wa ukwenza naluphi na uphando kwiikholeji?
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Hayi ncma. Ngokucacileyo abanye abahlobo bam abasenyongweni baya eCambridge. Ukuqala kwam ukudibana noStephen Fry, uHugh Laurie noEmma Thomson, bonke kwangolo suku olunye ngowe-1981, ndandikhenketha. Ndiye ndahambahamba ndijikeleza iCambridge noStephen kwaye intle kakhulu. Ndandiyithanda kwaye ndandihendekile ngelo xesha. Ngoku, ndicinga ukuba ngamaziko amahle kodwa andicingi ukuba isempilweni eBritane ukuba amandla abekwe ngakumbi nangakumbi kwezi yunivesithi zimbini.
Ukufudumala kwehlabathi ngumxholo okwincwadi. Ngaba ngumbandela obalulekileyo kuwe?
Nabani na ongazixhalabisi ngokunzulu malunga nokufudumala kwehlabathi yinciniba. UNewton uthe kwisenzo ngasinye kukho ukusabela okulinganayo nokuchasayo. Akunakubakho iziphumo zokukhulula amandla eebhiliyoni zeminyaka kumashumi eminyaka. Kufuneka siyithathele phezulu le nto, sonke. Abantu abazizityebi nabo baya kuba kule tsunami.
Nangona nditshoyo kule ncwadi, inika umdla ukuba zininzi kangakanani iiyachts ezinkulu. Yinto engaqhelekanga leyo, awucingi? Ngoku kumele ukuba kukho izigidigidi ezili-10,000, kwaye bonke basezikhepheni. Ndicinga ukuba iyahlekisa kodwa andiqondi ukuba iyadlala. Bacinga, ke, inqanawa yam iya kundigcina mna kunye nosapho lwam siphila izizukulwana ezibini, ndinesixhobo senyukliya kunye nokutya iminyaka eyi-100. Xa udushe lwaluqhubeka eLondon ndabheja kwakukho abantu abambalwa ababemise eTenerife. Ndiza kulinganisa i-ankile, ndihambe ngenqanawa okwethutyana kwaye ndibuyele eLondon xa amapolisa ejongene nayo.
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Ngaba uye wakwazi ukugcina umfanekiso oqingqiweyo kaFreddie Mercury owawumi ngaphandle kwethiyetha weSiza kuRock, umculo owubhale noKumkanikazi?
Bendingayi kuyifuna. Ndiyayithanda kwaye ndiyayihlonela inkumbulo kaFreddie kodwa andizange ndimazi. Kusegadini kaRoger Taylor, endikholelwa ukuba uBrian May akonwabanga. UFreddie wayengumzalwana wabo, babeyimbumba, ngoko ke uRoger okanye uBrian kufuneka abe nayo. Kwaye uRoger wayibetha, ngokoqobo. Waqesha ilori waza wayithabatha nje. UPhil McIntyre [inkampani yakhe eyenze ngokubambisana umboniso] wayewukhuphe eluphahleni kwaye uRoger wathi, Yiqhubele endaweni yam. Ndicinga ukuba uBrian wayengekho. Ke, uRoger weba uFreddie kuBrian.
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