Gqibezela ngeehandcuffs njengezincedisi...
IbiluSuku lweeNcwadi kwiHlabathi liphela izolo, isiganeko apho izikolo kwilizwe liphela zamema abafundi ukuba banxibe njengabalinganiswa abathandwayo boncwadi, ukusuka kwi-Hungry Caterpillar ukuya kuHarry Potter. Kwaye unyana kaDavid Tennant, ke, wahamba njengoChristian Grey.
Ethetha kwiThe One Show, owayesakuba nguGqirha owayelixesha leNkosi udize ukuba umdala kubantwana bakhe abane waya esikolweni enxibe njengengcaphephe ye-Fifty Shades yeGrey yobukhoboka edlalwa nguJamie Dornan kwifilimu kunye nenkqubo yayo ethi Fifty Shades Darker.
Ababini babantwana bam - u-Olive noWilfred, ukuba ukhangele, molo - batshatyalaliswa ngenxa yokuba isikolo sabo asizange senze, inkwenkwezi ye-Broadchurch yaqala. Kodwa ke inkulu yam, eneminyaka eli-14 ubudala, onokucinga ukuba ingaphaya kwezo zinto - isikolo sakhe siye sayenza loo nto ngoko wanxiba njengoChristian Grey.
'Ayifanelekanga kancinci. Andazi ukuba bebenjani esikolweni, ndiza kufumanisa kamva! Ewe, noko, akanakuyifumana intonga njengesohlwayo...
Ngoko, yayiquka ntoni le mpahla? 'Eyona nto yayiyisuti enamakhonkco amabini kunye namatyala eedola aphuma kwipokotho yakhe ephezulu,' uTennant waxelela undwendwe awayekunye nalo uAdrian Scarborough.
Kwaye xa ebuzwa ngabamkeli-zindwendwe uMat Baker kunye no-Angela Scanlon ukuba unyana wakhe uzifundile na iincwadi ze-saucy, uTennant wayengaqinisekanga kakhulu: 'Andazi ukuba uyifundile ngokwenene. Ndiyathemba ukuba akenzanga njalo.
Nathi, David. Nathi.