Kulungile, qala ngoku: inqaku lebhonasi lokufumana iDusty Springfield ibe nguGqirha Ngubani. Yithande! Kwaye ngokoyikeka, ngokunjalo, njengoko ungafuneki ukuba uyandithanda iyangqinelana neli candelo le-13 leminyaka ye-monasteri ye-cum yama-22-century acid acid.
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Ndimele ndivume, nangona kunjalo, ndaya kwiskripthi sikaMateyu Graham ngovalo, ndikulungele ukuphucula phezu komzamo wakhe kuphela ku-Who-stinker ka-2006, Moyike.
Eli kuphela kwembali endigwebe ngokwaneleyo ukuba ndinike inkwenkwezi enye kwezi zihlanu kwincwadi kaGqirha ka-RT ka-2005-2010. Kwafika isibhozo ukusuka ezantsi kwi-Doctor Who Magazine yango-2009 kuwo onke amabali ahanjiswayo. Kwaye kwangoko kulenyanga kuvavanyo kwi-galifreybase.com yabona uloyiko lwayo luthi shwaka kwisithuba seminyaka yee-1980s Okwesithathu okona kubi kakhulu.
Ngokuqinisekileyo uMateyu Graham, amandla okudala asemva kobomi obudunyiswe ngenkuthalo eMars naseAshes to Ashes (sizokutyibilika kwisisu sakhe esikhupha isisu Bonekickers), unokuza nento engcono kuGqirha Ngubani ..?
Ewe, inyama evukelayo inayo inyama emathanjeni ayo. Inika ingxaki yokuziphatha enomdla (ilungelo leGanger ebomini) kunye neentlantsi zentsusa - kum, ubuncinci: Andinakucaciswa kuzo zonke izinto ze-sci-fi.
Ugxa wam, uMark Braxton, ndibone ukuba ii-clones kunye ne-vat yazo yenyama ephilayo ikhumbuza ii-Cylons kwi-Battlestar Galactica. I-vat yandikhumbuza kuphela ngokusweleka kukaKenneth Williams kwi-Carry On Scoring: Frying ngokuhlwanje!
U-Foreman Cleave usixelela ukuba Inyama yinto ehlelweyo ngokupheleleyo, enokuthi iphindaphinde ibe yinto ephilayo iye ezantsi ezinweleni zasesilevini. Iinkumbulo, nazo. Kulungile, oko kuyanceda, ukuba kunzima ukuginya.
Kodwa nokuba ngabantu bokwenyani okanye iiGanger, akukho namnye wabalinganiswa bakaGraham obonisa iimpawu ezininzi zobomi okwangoku. URaquel Cassidy (uMel kwi-Balloon ekhokelayo), uMark Bonnar (okwangoku uphonsa indawo yabadlali bePsychoville) kunye noMarshall Lancaster (uqhelene nezinye iiprojekthi zikaGraham) bayaphalaza ngenxa yeempawu zokunikezelwa.
USarah uvelana ngokungathethekiyo njengoJennifer, okanye uGanger wakhe, onobude obude bunokugqabhuka ngomnyango wobugqwirha-ukuguqulelwa ngokuthoba umzimba okothusayo kuJohn Carpenter's Into, ekufuneka ikhuphe ababukeli abancinci. Lindela imifanekiso ephazamisayo kwiveki ezayo.
Kwicala lokudibanisa, Inyama Yovukelo idutyulwe ngokwasemoyeni, ihamba ngobusuku, imvakalelo eyonyuselweyo ukuya esiphelweni ngamanqaku kaMurray Gold. Nangona kunjalo ngandlela ithile yoyisakele ukundonwabisa. Isiphene sinokulala kwindawo ethile phakathi kokucaca kokuhlelwa kunye nomxube wesandi.
Andifuni ukubethwa ngaphezulu kwentloko eneenkcukacha kodwa iinkcazo ezibalulekileyo akufuneki zibethelwe okanye zibanjiswe ngomculo kunye nesandi fx. Iskripthi sinee-toe-curlers ezininzi: U-Jennifer Uxolo, Buzz. Okubi kwam; Uyasusa isisu esinganyibilikiyo ngelixa egreyiza kwilokhari yakhe; Kwaye uMat Smith wayexakeke luhlobo lokuchwayita uDavid Tennant ngokufuthi kwakufuneka akhuphe.
IsibhengezoAh, kwaye ngoku umhlathi wam wokugqibela… Kukuphinda ubhale kwakhona. Bendizimisele ukubeka phambili iingqikelelo zam ngeveki ezayo ethembiso elikhulu- kunye nexesha elibanzi le-arc- kodwa ndibukele nje iDVD yesiqendu sesithandathu, ndicinga ntoni? Ndandi bang. Ke akukho baphangi apha! Kuya kubakho utshintsho olukhulu lweziganeko, kwaye akunzima kakhulu ukudibanisa kunye ukuba ubulandela ngokusondeleyo. Ngapha koko, jonga isiqendu seveki ezayo kwaye siza kuthelekisa amanqaku.
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