Uhlala kangakanani uTed Hastings xa esithi nguFella kumGangatho weDuty? Kwaye leliphi inani leTed elilelona liqaqambileyo? UScott Bryan uphanda…

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Ngaba iTed Hastings 'H'?

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Ndiyakwazi, nangona kunjalo, ukuba wazi ukuba mangaphi amaTed Hastings angenaUmgca woXanduvautshilo uMama kaThixo okanye uFella, amabinzana abathandekayo ndibabiza ngokuba yiTedism. Nazi meme malunga neTedism, imidlalo yokusela malunga neeTedism. UAdrian Dunbar ngokwakhe, odlala iHastings, naye uyazi ngeTedism, exelela Irediyo ye-BBC 5 ngoku Umfazi uye weza wandinika imvulophu enomthwalo wee-copers ezigobile.

Kodwa leliphi inani elithe lathethwa kakhulu? Ndithathe isigqibo sokufumanisa, ngokuhamba kuyo yonke iMigca yeDuty script, ndifumana imifanekiso kunye nokwenza le montage.

Ndiqokelele lonke ixesha uTed Hastings esithi fella, iikopper ezigobile kunye nomama kathixo phambi komgca wokugqibela womdlalo wokugqibela.

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-Scott Bryan (@scottygb) Ngomhla we-3, 2019

Ewe ukwenza le vidiyo kuthathe unaphakade kwaye ngoku ndinentloko. Enkosi ngokubuza.

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Kukangaphi uHastings esitsho… Fella?

Ngokumangalisayo, uva kuphela uHastings esitsho kube kanye ngaphambi kochungechunge lwesithathu. I-fellas elandelayo yaziswa ngokulandelelana ngokukhawuleza (i-shots ezintathu, fella / Udubule loo nto egazini elibandayo ngelixa amaqabane akho emile ejonge / Kutheni waqhubeka nokudubula? Ngaba wawulahla phaya, fella?)

Ukusuka kuloo ndawo ukuya phambili ngokusisiseko kuye kwaphela '. Phantse kudweliso lwesithathu, sifika kwi-fellamageddon (igama elithi iMicrosoft Word lindixelela lona ' ayikho' kwaye yinxalenye yesivakalisi endisenzileyo kufuneka ithathele ingqalelo yokuhlaziya. ' ).

Unokuzibuza ukuba kutheni uTed esithi fella. Ukusuka kuhlalutyo lwam, ikakhulu kungenxa yokuba imeko azifumana ekuyo imbi kakhulu. Hayi Ukuphuma okungxamisekileyo kuyafuneka imbi, kodwa INtsumpa eyiNtloko ithatha uTed ayokutya isidlo sangokuhlwa kwaye ngokungacacanga imxelele ukuba ayeke imbi. Kwakhona uthi fella kubantu abenze into embi, ngaphandle kokuba nguDot, ade aqonde iDot unayo wenze into bIntengiso. Ngaba le yinkcazo kwinto enokwenzeka emva kokoUmgca woXanduva? Mhlawumbi kunjalo. Ndimoshe ixesha elininzi koku ndizothi ewe.

Nantsi igrafu. Ndifuna nje ukuthatha eli thuba lokuthi ndiyayithiya iMicrosoft Excel.

Kukangaphi uHastings esitsho uMama kaThixo?

Ukukhawuleza utshilo uMama kaThixo amatyeli alithoba .

Phantse lonke ixesha athethileyo kuye kwathi xa ehlangane nomzimba ofileyo.

Ilaphu.

Ukwayathanda sebeza Umama kaThixo kunokuba uthi ngokuvakalayo, kodwa hayi ngalo lonke ixesha. Yiyo ke le nto ndibonisa itshati engenanto engenamsebenzi owakhe wayibona:

Kwinqaku elisecaleni elinomdla, uyazi ukuba uninzi lweTedism lubonakala luthiwe ngokungathi uTed nguthixo ngokwenene kunye / okanye ulawula imozulu? (Izinto ziya zisiba nzima apha kum Sajini. Mhlawumbi unokuba yimitha yelanga kwaye utshise inkungu. Mmm? / Benditshintsha izulu nomhlaba / Akasayi kushiya litye lingaguqulwanga.)

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* iifowuni ezikufutshane *

Hlala umzuzwana.

Mholweni?

Oh hi Mama. Oh ulifundile eli nqaku? KULUNGILE. Ndifuna nje ukukuqinisekisa ukuba yonke into ilungile. Andilahlekanga iyelenqe.

Ewe, andinakulinda ndikubone eCornwall kwiveki ezayo.

UThixo undinike amandla

Ewe oko kulungile. Ndijongana nesigwebo onaso ngoku entlokweni yakho ngelixa ufunda eli nqaku. NguLindsay Denton obangela ukuba uTed Hastings athethe ngoThixo andinike amandla okokuqala. Ewe kunjalo. NguDenton ofanayo obangela ukuba uHastings abenentlungu engathethekiyo kwisiqendu samva nje seUmgca woXanduva , ngaphandle kokubuyela umva kancinci ekufeni. Umfazi onjani.

Ukuya esiphelweni kuthotho lwesithathu, uTed uthi oku ngelixa ejonge ukwamkela ngoku (iconic) ukwamkelwa kwaye uthi Senditshilo kwaye ndiza kuphinda nditsho. Ukubamba izaphuli-mthetho kunzima ngokwaneleyo kodwa ukubamba iikopi - uThixo andinike amandla. Ndicinga kum ewe, ndiyazi ukuba sowutsho ngaphambili, ndizibhalile zonke.

Emva koko, njengokuba ndicinga ukuba, uTed uphonsa i-fella, eyenza ukuba uThixo andinike amandla eKrisimesi. Utsho izihlandlo ezihlanu zizonke. Uxolo malunga noku kwangaphambili.

Kukangaphi uSuperintendent Hastings esithi… Superintendent Hastings. Njengomlo?

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KABINI , ngokungafaniyo nedabi lokwenyani leHastings elenzeka kube kanye kuphela.

Kukangaphi uHastings esitsho… Senza umsebenzi wethu ngokubhaliweyo komthetho. Ileta?

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UHastings uyithethile le nto Ntathu amaxesha, kanye kuSteve Arnott (ileta yomthetho, ileta), kanye kuRoz Huntley (Konke okulindeleke kuthi njengamagosa asebupoliseni kukuba senza umsebenzi wethu kwileta yomthetho, ileta) kwaye kube kanye kuSteve Hilton (Ileta yomthetho, ileta.)

[Ukuba esi sivakalisi silapha, kungenxa yokuba uScott Bryan usilele ukubhala isiqhulo esaneleyo malunga neeleta, izitampu kunye neposi ngexesha lokungeniswa kwenqaku]

Nantsi enye igrafu. Ndenze le ndikwi Pret A Manger.

Zingaphi izihlandlo athe uTed wathi amabinzana anokudibaniswa ngokudibeneyo kuyilo lwangaphakathi kunye nolwakhiwo lwezindlu?

Hayi, andikrweli mgqomo. Umzekelo: sizakuqhubeka njengendlu evuthayo kwaye sijikeleze izindlu, Steve. Ukujikeleza izindlu kunye nokuhla kwemijelo yegazi. Nokuba kungaphakathi: Akukho namnye kubantu bam oya kutyala ubungqina. Bayazi ukuba ndiza kubaphosa kubo. Kulandelwe ishelufu yeencwadi. Kukho necandelo lokukhanyisa: Andikhathali nokuba wena kunye neDCC Dryden benishukuma kwiikhandlela. Kwaye negadi yeziqhamo: Ukhangeleka ngathi sisibini sabantwana esiye sabanjwa siphanga igadi yegadi.

Kunye nokutya: Buyela kubuso bamalahle, isibini sakho, ngaphandle kokuba uneengcebiso zokuncancisa iqanda ngakumbi umakhulu wakho. Kwaye usele? Ipeyinti enkulu yaloo kati oyichazayo ukuba… ii-fellas zibonakala zithanda kakhulu.

Masiwele kwitshathi yepayi:

Kwaye okokugqibela… uTed Hastings utsho kangaphi… Ubophele ubhedu?

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Sive izihlandlo ezisixhenxe. Le yeyona nkcazo ibalulekileyo siyazi ngcono. Ndiyayithanda indlela uTed Hastings athetha ngayo ukuba amagama akhutshiweyo enza ukuba kubekho amandla kuwo wonke umzimba wakho.

Masiqhekeze nje kwitshathi yebhar eya kwenza ukuba utitshala wam wejografi aphelelwe lithemba.

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Ndiyazisola ngokwazisa ukuba andicingi ukuba sifunxa idizili.

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