Akayifanelanga, ukubeka ngokuthambileyo, ngqo ngaphandle kwezithethe eziqinileyo zokugweba zamaNgesi. Ngaphandle koko, andinakucinga ngeejaji ezininzi zeenkundla zamatyala ezaziza kuthi xhaxhe phambili ukusuka ekuphakameni kwazo ukuya kuqhayisa ngommangalelwa: Ndiyaliva ivumba lexoki njengefart kwilifti! Okanye shwankathela umlingiswa womnye umntu: Ukuba ubukho kwiSidlo Sangokuhlwa sokugqibela, ubuya kucela i-ketchup.
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Kodwa lo nguJaji uRobert Rinder, inkwenkwezi yenkundla yenkundla yokwenyani kwi-ITV ebonakalise ukubetha kwangoko, ngoku osasaza ezinye iinkqubo zokubonisa iitalente zakhe zobuchwephesha kunye nobuntu obukhanyayo.
Rhoqo emva kwemini, uJaji Rinder uyayilawula kwinkampu ye-adenoidal, kunye neenkampu ezigqithileyo, ngaphaya komjikelo ozinzileyo wohlobo lokuphila okungonelanga ekubonakala ngathi ukhuliswe ngokukodwa kumabonakude wasemini.
Ngandlela-thile, nguJeremy Kyle obekwe kwinkundla yamabango amancinci. Abamangaleli bazisa izikhalazo zabo kuye ukuba azisombulule, kwaye uninzi lwezinto azithandayo ezinetyala zilele kwimpilo engaqhelekanga ebakhokelayo kunye nobubi ababenzayo kubudlelwane babo.
Kodwa iJaji yeRinder -imvano-zandi ene-tinder, hayi i-grinder-yeyona nto yenza ukuba yonke into ibukele.
Kulungile, akangomgwebi wokwenene. Kodwa uligqwetha labaphuli-mthetho elithile elidumileyo ngenxa yobudala bakhe (42). Kwaye kulungile, unokulungiselela kwaye athambise kwisitayile esineenkampu eziphakamileyo esisinyanzelo kumabonakude wasemini. Kodwa ulumke ngenene ((ngaphandle kokuba ungenabuntu, akunyanzelekanga ukuba sisebenze emini, ndikholelwe). Kwaye ihlala ihlekisa kakhulu.
indoda yesigcawu ayibikho ndlela igodukayo
Umboniso, kodwa uRinder uthi umthetho ubonakala kwaye kukho izifundo zobomi ekufuneka zifundwe. Njengokubhala izinto phantsi ngokubhala- Ungaze ubathembe abantu, soloko uthemba iphepha. Ndingatshata neqhekeza lephepha ukuba ndinako.
Ubonakala engaqhelekanga ngokusilela ekuzaziseni. Uthi akayena umntu onobukrelekrele bengqondo - ngenene, ubanga okwethutyana ukuba eyona Ndlela i-Essex inenkcubeko ebalulekileyo njengoDon Giovanni. Kodwa wagqiba ityala elinye nge: Yiyo loo nto ibizwa ngokuba luloyiso lwePyrrhic. Jonga phezulu. Kwaye enye: Kukho ibinzana elithandekayo kwaye, mandikuxelele, eDarlington bathetha ngenye into encinci. Ibizwa ngokuba yi-caveat emptor.
Ukwabanga ukuba akakonwabeli ukongama kwakhe kwigumbi lenkundla, nangona ehlasela abantu phantsi: Thula. Le yintsimi yam. Ndikho kwinto yam. Ooh, ndisezulwini!
Uthotho lwakhe olutsha, iJaji Rinder yamabali olwaphulo-mthetho, ufaka imali kumdla ohlaziyiweyo wolwaphulo-mthetho lokwenyani, ekhwele amaza eenkqubo ezifanayo kwiNetflix nakwezinye iindawo. Uluntu lufuna ukuqonda amatyala okwenyani, ukufikelela kwisigqibo ngokwawo. Banako ngokugqibeleleyo. Yiyo loo nto sinamajaji.
Idrama yolwaphulo-mthetho iyathandwa, kodwa abantu bafuna ukunyaniseka ngaphezu kwayo yonke le nto, utsho. Inkqubo yakhe entsha idibanisa imifanekiso emidala kunye nokuphinda kwenziwe umthetho kunye nodliwanondlebe nabo babandakanyekayo, konke kusongelwe kukuthatha kukaJaji Rinder konke.
Isiqendu sokuqala sinamatyala kaLaura Davies, owabulawa sisoka lakhe, kunye nokuhlaselwa kweasidi kuAndreas Christopheros. Akunakulindeleka ukuba iinkqubo ziya kwaphula umhlaba omtsha. Kodwa banomdla wolwaphulo-mthetho lokwenyani, ngaphandle kwesidima sokuhlala kwityala lenkundla lokwenyani, okanye ukuzama ukudibanisa ibali ngokudlula kwimikhombandlela yeendaba zemihla ngemihla. Kwaye uJaji Rinder, ewe, onokuthi angangabi ngumgwebi wokwenyani kodwa abe krelekrele, akaqikeleleki kwaye unomsindo.
Uthi oogxa bakhe kwezomthetho bayayithanda into ayenzayo okanye, nangaliphi na inqanaba, elungileyo bayayenza, ebalahla ngokucocekileyo abo bahlekisayo.
Ndiyazibuza ukuba angathanda ukuba ngumgwebi wenyani ngenye imini? Oooh, ndingakhangeleka ndilunge kakhulu kwi-ermine!
IsibhengezoAmabali olwaphulo-mthetho kaJaji Rinder ungo-2pm ngoMvulo-Lwesihlanu kwi-ITV.