Yayingumdlalo weziqingatha ezibini, uGary Lineker uxelele ababukeli phezolo kwiMatch of the Day, kulandela iPortugal iphumelele i-1-0 Euro 2012 kwi-Czech Republic.
Isibhengezo
Kodwa kule meko, i-chestnut endala ye-hoary yayingekho ngenxa yokunqongophala kwengcinga kwicala likaLineker kodwa iziphumo ze-Twitter zazama ukuba ngumhlekisi uRicky Gervais.
UGervais uthumele i-Linker ngexesha le-BBC1 yokugubungela umdlalo wobusuku bokugqibela: Ndikubukele kwiTV yam. Ndiyakulinga ukuba usebenzise ibinzana elithi 'ibingumdlalo weehafu ezimbini'. Ndingayonwabela loo nto.
ULineker uphendule wathi: Ndiza kuva ubunzima ekuphatheni gadalala okuza kulandela ukulandisa kwam into, kuba nguwe, ngaphambi kokuba uqhubeke nesibambiso sakhe.
Hahaha. Uyenzile! Uyindoda ehloniphekileyo, utshilo uGervais. Ndiza kunikela nge- £ 1000 kwiSibhedlele iGreat Ormond Street. Inkwenkwe yenze kakuhle. Masinwabe.
Kodwa ii-capers zeLineker zeelwimi aziphelanga apho. Emva kokutshintsha ngokungathethekiyo ekuthetheni ngemo yezulu (ukubulala okungaginyisi mathe) kwingoma entsha yebhola ekhatywayo yaseNgilane Amagama Amathathu Amancinci (eqhutywa ngumqokeleli uLethal Bizzle), uLineker ukwazile ukufaka isihlangu kwisitrato setekisi yesitalato (elingana nokugula, ukuba kunokwenzeka ezibuza).
Le ntshukumo iyonwabisa u-Bizzle kunye no-co, othe kungekudala waba negama lika-Lineker kwi-Twitter.
Mkhulu uGary Lineker ophendula i #DENCHGANG bukhoma kumdlalo woMhla! #YENZA! Uthumele uLethal Bizzle.
Abanye abagqabazi bachukumiseka kancinci. Hayi, hayi, hayi, hayi… hayi i-'DENCH 'nayo, @GaryLineker ?? Sifuna ungenelelo lwabantu abadala apha, oku kuya kusiba nzima, utshilo uthotho lwe-Lineker-baiter uPiers Morgan.
IsibhengezoKodwa iLineker yayiqhelekile, njengesiqhelo. Kubonakala ngathi ihle kakuhle nabalandeli abancinci, uphendule. Ndiyavuya ukuva ukuba ubukele #I-DENCH.