URanganathan ufuna ukwazi ukuba ngebuhluke kangakanani na ubomi ukuba wayekhulele eMelika- kwaye ukuba unokushiya umama wakhe kwikhaya lomhlala-phantsi ngexesha lohambo lwakhe olulandelayo...
URomesh Ranganathan uye (ekrokra) wamkele ukuba umama wakhe wayeyeyona nkwenkwezi iphambili kuthotho lokuqala lwe-BBC3's Asian Provocateur - ke kuhambo lwakhe olutsha lwaseMntla Melika, uShanthi uza naye.
Andonwabanga ngayo. Yenye yezinto apho waba yimpumelelo ... ngelishwa.
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Ukuguqula wonke uGwyneth Paltrow kwiiNcango eziSilayida kuthi, uRanganathan ukwiphulo lokubona ukuba ngebunjani ubomi bakhe ukuba wayekhulele eMelika. Kuba, ngelixa uninzi losapho lwakhe luhlala eDetroit kunye neholide eFlorida, uhlala eCrawley kunye neeholide eButlin.
Njengoluhlu lokuqala, lo ayingomboniso wokuhamba ngokuthe ngqo. Ayizizo zonke iimbono eziphefumlayo kunye namava atshintsha ubomi. Ngapha koko, uRanganathan ukhaba izinto ngokuzama ukuthambisa umama wakhe kwikhaya lomhlalaphantsi eFlorida.
Ukuhlelwa kuloo nto kuya kubaluleka, uyahleka.
Kodwa ngelixa uRanganthan wayesokola ukufumana i-visa yase-US - igosa lozakuzo lawathatha amabango akhe omsebenzi ohlekisayo njengento engathandekiyo kuba wayengahlekisi nakancinci - umama wakhe uvela njengelovane lentlalontle kwaye uhambelana nomntu wonke. Oku kubandakanya, kakhulu ukudana komthandi womculo, iqela leenkwenkwezi ze-hip-hop zaseMexico.
Ndiyithande kakhulu ihip-hop, bendicinga ukuba baya kuba ngabantu endinokunxulumana nabo ngaphezu komama. Kodwa hayi bagqibela ngokuthanda umama. Phofu omnye wabo uye wandijongisa ngendlela ebendithetha ngayo naye.
Babona nje uhlobo lwendoda etyebileyo isiya kulo mfazi umangalisayo…
Ngaphandle kokuzithemba kwakhe ebantwini, uRanganathan uthi uShanthi akangomhambi ozithembileyo. Ngolunye urhatya umfumana emi ngaphandle kwesinyusi ebhideke ukuba leliphi iqhosha ekufuneka alicofe (Ke, enye ithi 'phezulu' kwaye enye ithi 'i-alam yomlilo' ke masifumanise ukuba yeyiphi eyona inokucofa…) kwaye uthi uye waba nguye. uhamba uSiri.
'Ndiyamthanda umama wam, kodwa ngathi, ukuhamba nomama wakho akulunganga, akunjalo?
‘Uhlala endibuza imibuzo ngokungathi ndiyayazi le ndawo,’ uyacacisa. ‘Siza kuba sebharini aze ahambe, ‘Ziphi izindlu zangasese?’ Ndiya kuthi ‘Mama, ndisandokufika ngokoqobo kule ndawo ngexesha elinye nawe. Andazi ukuba ucinga ukuba ndinolunye uhlobo lokuqonda njengeJedi apho izindlu zangasese ziphi ...
Kanye nokufumana incasa yokuba ubomi bunjani kwiyunivesiti (ndibulela nje iinkwenkwezi zam ezinethamsanqa ukuba utata wam wakhetha uCrawley…) kwaye wafumana - kulonwabo lwakhe - ukuba i-LA ayisiyo nje iqela labagibi bathetha ngequinoa kwaye Kale, iqhula liphetha livale amehlo, likhulule ukuya kwimpahla yangaphantsi kwaye lihamba ngehlathi laseMexico lifumana 'isilwanyana somoya'.
Kwafuneka singene kwibhokisi yokubila-njengesauna, kodwa indawo yokuhlala yezitena esisiseko-kwaye banyusa amaqondo obushushu kangangokuba uphantse wafa kwaye emva koko uhlale apho de ufumane isilwanyana sakho somoya, uyacacisa, ukuthandabuza kwakhe kuyabonakala. ithoni yakhe eyomileyo.
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Ndicinga ukuba uhlala apho de ufumane isilwanyana sakho somoya, okanye uhlale apho de uthi ufumene ukuba usisilwanyana somoya ukuze uyishiye ibhokisi yokubila. Bahlala besithi 'wonke umntu ufumene isilwanyana sakhe somoya' kwaye ndandifana, ndibheja ukuba banamaqabane! Ndivele ndazenza ihashe lokuphuma...
Ibiliqhinga eliye lasebenza bade bafuna ubungqina kwaye uRanganathan wazibona sele egaqa ebhulukhweni. Ukuba usebhulukhweni yakho ulihashe kwaye awufumani Bafta, andazi ukuba kufuneka wenze ntoni.
Uthi, le nto iza kubuya izokumluma xa abazali besikolo somntwana wakhe bebona isiqendu kunye nolwazi lubuyela kunyana wakhe.
[Ndiza kuba] uTheo esiza ekhaya esiya: ‘Ngaba yinyani ukuba uhambe ze kwaye uzenza ihashe? Kwaye ndifana, 'Ewe, kukho umxholo kulo nyana. Kukho ibali elingasemva apho ungalaziyo.
Ukuva iziqwengana zayo kubi kakhulu.
Kodwa ngaba izibane ezibengezelayo zase-US zihende uRanganathan? Okanye ngaba uCrawley usafumana intlawulo ephezulu?
Ndicinga ukuba ndingakhetha uCrawley ngendlela efanayo, uyazi, ngamanye amaxesha amabanjwa akhetha ukuhlala nomqweqwedisi wabo?
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