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Njengomdlali weqakamba, ndicinga ukuba uyathanda iiseshoni ezinde zokungenzi nto ingako. Ngaba ulele phambi komabonwakude iintsuku ezininzi? Ngokwenyani, andinguye umbukeli omkhulu weTV. Ndihambile ebusika kukhenketho lokudlala iqakamba eNgilane kwaye kuxa ndiyibukela kakhulu, kodwa ndisekhaya ngexesha lasehlotyeni kwaye ndikhetha ukuhlala ndixakekile ngaphandle. Igumbi lokuhlala lineengcango ezinkulu eziphindwe kabini kwipatio kunye negadi kwaye kunokwenzeka ukuba ndibe ngaphandle ndiziqhelanisa negalufa yam okanye ndipheka kwibarbecue kunokuba ndihlale phambi kwebhokisi. Ndiyakwazi ukuhamba iveki ngaphandle kokuvula iTV.
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Ndinabahlobo kumnyhadala omkhulu wezemidlalo kwaye ndiyakuthanda ukubukela igalufa kunye neqela lam lebhola ekhatywayo, iNottingham Forest, kwaye ndilandela iLeicester Tigers kumanyano lombhoxo. Ndingumfana waseNottingham kwaye iHlathi ibiliqela lam ukusukela ndisengumntwana, ke ndiyawathanda amaxwebhu amadala angexesha likaBrian Clough, ngakumbi thina saphumelela iNdebe yaseYurophu ngo-1979 nango-1980.
Ke, ngumdlalo wodonga ukuya eludongeni endlwini yakho? Ndicinga ukuba ubukele imidlalo yakho yakudala?
Ndiyavuma ukuba ndingumdlali weqakamba. Ndiyathanda ukubukela amagqabantshintshi kwiSky kwimidlalo yakudala, njengothuthu luka-2005, olulolona luhlu lukhulu ngalo lonke ixesha. Ndiyayithanda indlela yokudlala eyahlukileyo kwixesha elidlulileyo. Kodwa andikwazi kuzibukela. Ndikhe ndabandakanyeka kumdlalo oqaqambileyo kumsebenzi wam, kodwa andifuni ukuba iinkumbulo zam zithathelwe indawo kumabonwakude. Iphinde ibeyinto engaqhelekanga ukuba kungene umntu andibambe ndizibukele.
Iintsuku ezintlanu zomdlalo wovavanyo kufuneka zibe buthuntu. Ngaba abadlali bayaphola kwigumbi lokutshintsha ngemuvi xa belindele ukuphuma baye kubethwa?
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Akho ndlela yimbi. Zonke izixhobo zombane zivaliwe kumagumbi okutshintshela ngeentsuku zomdlalo. Kukho iTV ngasemva, kodwa itshintshelwe kumdlalo. Sonke sibandakanyeka ngokupheleleyo kwinto eyenzekayo embindini kuba kufuneka uqaphele ukuba ibhola ijika njani, okanye indlela ibala elimiswe ngayo. Awunakuze uyisuse ingqondo yakho kwisenzo.
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Zeziphi iinkqubo ezikuluhlu lwakho lokubukela kwiNetflix?
I-Riviera yayingekho mbi. Ayizange indiphose, kodwa ndiya kuhlala nayo. Iqela labazalwana lihlala likumcwangcisi wam. Ndilubonile lonke uthotho malunga namaxesha angama-20, kodwa ndiyakuthanda ukuphinda ndibuyele kulo.
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Ukuba ndibukele into ebhedini ngaphambi kokuba ndilale, ndiya kuhlala nditsala isiqendu esidala se-Extras, iOfisi, okanye i-Alan Partridge. Ukuhleka kancinci yindlela elungileyo yokuphelisa usuku.
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Ziindaba ezimnandi. I-Sky kunye ne-BBC zizinikele ekuncedeni ukwakha umdlalo ukusuka ezantsi ukuya phezulu kwaye nantoni na eyenza ukuba ifikeleleke ngakumbi kubantu sisigqibo esihle.
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Uvavanyo lwesine luqala ngoLwesihlanu we-4 ka-Agasti, luhlala kwi-Sky Sports ukusuka kwi-10am, amanqaku aphezulu ukusuka kwi-7pm kwi-Channel 5.