IiTweets Ezisikhumbuza Indlela Eloyike ngayo Ihlabathi

IiTweets Ezisikhumbuza Indlela Eloyike ngayo Ihlabathi

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IiTweets Ezisikhumbuza Indlela Eloyike ngayo Ihlabathi

Eli hlabathi lingaqhelekanga kwaye loyikeka kakhulu kunokuba sisoloko sinikela uzuko ngalo. Ezinye zeemfihlo zeplanethi yethu ziya kukhathaza iingcinga zakho kwiminyaka ezayo, ngelixa ezinye ziyamangalisa kangangokuba akunakwenzeka ukukholelwa. Ngembeko yeHalloween, omnye umsebenzisi we-Twitter ucele abanye ukuba bathumele izinto abazithandayo, ezothusayo, okanye iinyani zesayensi ezoyikisayo. I-Twitter iphakamele umngeni kwaye yaphendula ngeenyani ezothusayo ngokwenene. Nangona iHalloween isidlulile, kusoloko kukho ixesha lokoyika.





Iwotshi ye tapeworm ephawulayo

Uyayazi indawo ye-chestburster kuyo Alien ? Ukoyika ukuba nesifunxi-gazi emzimbeni wakho esinokukubulala nangawuphi na umzuzu yinto abaninzi bethu abangasokuze bayilibale. Ngelishwa, le meko iyinyani ngakumbi kunokuba unokulindela, nangona incinci. E. multilocularis bakhwele phakathi kwezimpungutye baze basasazeke ezinjeni, kwiikati nakubantu, ekugqibeleni bababulala kumashumi eminyaka kamva. Ngokungathi sasingenaso isizathu esaneleyo sokoyika ngaphandle.



Isihlahla seenaliti

Kwangolo hlobo lwendalo eyoyikeka ngokupheleleyo, kuthekani ukuba bekukho isityalo esinokukwenzakalisa kwiinyanga emva kokuba udibene naso? I-gympie-gympie yi-shrub engapheliyo ene-sting ebangela ngokukhawuleza ukutshisa okukhulu, okuqhubeka kuqina kwaye kuqhubeka iintsuku ezininzi. Ngaphezu koko, iinwele ezintle ezinoxanduva loku hlaba ziya kuhlala emzimbeni wakho ukuya kuthi ga kunyaka. Ukuchukumisa, ukudibana namanzi, okanye utshintsho lobushushu kunokukhulula i-toxins eninzi kwaye kubangele olunye uhlaselo olubi. Ngaphambi kokuba ubuze, ngokuqinisekileyo, esi sityalo sivela e-Australia.



Ibhotile ye-cola ye-mucus

Ilungile lo nto; uninzi lweengcali zikholelwa ukuba umzimba womntu uvelisa ngaphezu kwelitha yofihlo yonke imihla. Abanye abantu banokwenza ngakumbi. Usenokuba uzicingela ukuba ilitha ibonakala ngathi ininzi kakhulu. Ngapha koko, iya phi? Isisu sakho. Uginya i-snot rhoqo imini yonke, yonke imihla.

Ukufuduka kwemibhobho yesibeleko

Umzimba womntu ngaxeshanye uyamangalisa kwaye uliphupha elibi. Nangona inkolelo eyaziwayo, iityhubhu ze-fallopian azilungiswanga endaweni. Sihlala sibona iimodeli apho ii-ovari ziqelelene ngapha nangapha kwesibeleko, kodwa zihlala zisondele kakhulu ngokwenyani. Ityhubhu enye inokushukuma ngokulula kwaye ibambe iqanda nakweliphi na i-ovary.



Yimfumba enye enkulu ye $h*!

I-Texas likhaya lasehlotyeni kwikholoni yelulwane inkulu ehlabathini. Amalulwane akhululekileyo aseMexico aqokelele iimfumba ze-guano eziqikelelwa ukuba zifikelela kwi-59 yeenyawo ubunzulu ngenxa yamawaka eminyaka ehlala kwi-Bracken Cave.

Ukuhamba ngendlela yeedinosaur

Ngamanye amaxesha eyona nyani yoyikisayo yileyo awunakwenza nto ngayo. Ungawunqanda umthi ohlabayo okanye i-parasite, kodwa awusoze ukwazi ukukhusela i-asteroid ekubetheni uMhlaba. Kwaye, ukuba oko bekungalunganga ngokwaneleyo, kuyakuthatha malunga nemizuzu engama-90 ukuba i-asteroid isuse zonke iintlobo zezilwanyana.

Ukulwa nomlilo kunye nomlilo ongenabungozi kancinci

Ukujonga imbali yezamayeza kukwenza uzibuze ukuba siyenze njani na ukuza kuthi ga ngoku. Njengoko le tweet isitsho, sizamile ukusebenzisa isifo seengcongconi ukunyanga i-syphilis. I-malariotherapy yayine-15% yezinga lokufa kwabantu, nto leyo yayikhetheka kukufa okusondeleyo okubangelwa yigcushuwa. Nangona kunjalo, ukoyikeka akupheli apho. Ugqirha uye wathethelela unyango lwe-malariotherapy ekunyangeni i-HIV ne-AIDS kutsha nje ngo-1997 kwaye wayivavanya ithiyori yakhe kwizigulana ngaphandle kokuphononongwa ngokweenqobo ezisesikweni okanye ngokwenzululwazi okanye imvume.



Umgada uyakwenza woyike

Le tweet ichanekile ngokuyinxenye kwaye ayilunganga, kwaye inyani inokubonakala iphazamisa kakhulu. Umgada awubangeli uloyiko lwamanzi ngokwawo. Endaweni yoko, yenza ukuginya naluphi na ulwelo lube buhlungu kakhulu kangangokuba uqalise ukoyika ukutya nantoni na. Ukugcina umlomo ugcwele amathe kuqinisekisa ukuba intsholongwane inethuba eliphezulu lokosulela abanye. Dibanisa oko kunye nentsholongwane ebangela ubundlongondlongo kunye nobundlobongela, kwaye awukho kude ne-apocalypse ye-zombies evuzayo.

Into ongayifuniyo ukucinga ngayo

Masisuse into eyoyikisayo endleleni kuqala. Ewe, wena, njengabo bonke abantu, ugqunywe ngamangolwane. Ngokutsho kweengcali, malunga ne-1.5 yezigidi ze-arachnids eziphila emzimbeni wakho ngoku. Iba mbi ngakumbi ngaphambi kokuba ibengcono. Elona bandla liphakamileyo leentwala likwimpumlo yakho, kwiinkophe, kunye namashiya. Hayi, awukwazi ukubabona ngeliso lenyama, kwaye enyanisweni, oko mhlawumbi kungcono kuba ezinye zezi critters zibaluleke ngokwenene kwimpilo yakho. Umzekelo, iintsholongwane zedemodex zisusa iintsholongwane ebusweni bakho. Ngokwengxelo, ukuze ugcine iincukuthu eziyingozi (iincukuthu, iintwala, iintakumba, amakhalane, njl.njl.), kubalulekile ukuba uhlale ucocekile. Hlamba izandla zakho, kwaye uhlambe rhoqo.

Ukudlulisa ukuphuthelwa okubulalayo

Yintoni le tweet esele isoyikeka ayithethi ukuba iimpawu zokuqala zale meko zivame ukubonakala phakathi kweminyaka eyi-40 kunye ne-60 ubudala. Unokuba nabantwana okanye abazukulwana abasifumene njengelifa esi sifo ngaphandle kokwazi ukuba unaso. Ukwenza izinto zibe mbi ngakumbi, iimpawu ziyafana nezinye iimeko ezininzi, kwaye ukufa kudla ngokuba sisiphumo sokuhlaselwa yintliziyo okanye usulelo, ngoko awunakuze ufumane uxilongo.