Xa uVictoria Coren Mitchell (okanye uVictoria Coren njengoko wayenjalo ngelo xesha) wacelwa ukuba abambe umqhubi wenqwelomoya kwimidlalo emincinci yemidlalo kamabonakude ebizwa ngokuba yi-Connect kuphela, wacaphuka.
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‘Hayi,’ ndatsho, ‘andifuni kubamba imibuzo, ndiyingqondi!’ Ndakhwaza. ‘Hayi umboniso wemibuzo! Ndizobhala iinoveli. AndingoLennie Bennett [i-acme yetshizi yomsasazi kamabonakude]. ’Ke ndatsho ndaphakamisa ukuba,‘ Kulungile, ndiza kubamba umqhubi wenqwelomoya, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo andenzi luthotho. ’
Ukuba oku kwenza iVictoria Coren Mitchell ivakele ngathi iyinkosikazi, ke ayifanelanga kuba ingeyiyo. Uyi-hoot, uhleko oluhle, voluble, friendly, self-deprecating, but not in a look at me, are I am not being self-deprecating, please love me kind of showbizzy way.
Isingeniso sakhe ekuphela koQhagamshelo libali alichazayo ngokuchasene naye kuba uthando lwakhe lolona luthandekayo, luyathandeka, lukrelekrele kwaye luyimibuzo engaqhelekanga etyatyambe kwangoko. Ewe, ndimenzile umqhubi wenqwelomoya kwaye bendirhintyelwe kwangoko, ndiyayithanda. Xa isiya kuthotho, bendonwaya emnyango ukuze ndingene.
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Oku kwakubuyile kwi-2008, xa yayiQhagamshela kuphela, apho amaqela kufuneka abone owona mboniso ubalaseleyo, unxibelelwano olungabonakaliyo phakathi kwezifundo, efumene i-niche kwi-BBC4. Kwafunyanwa ngokukhawuleza ngabaphulaphuli abazinikeleyo ngokungapheliyo. Yiza ngo-2014, kuphela kukunxibelelana okwakuthathwa njenge-kilter hit apho i-BBC2 yaphosa khona ii-cushion zayo kwaye nguQhagamshelo kuphela ezenze ukuba zikhululeke ngoMvulo nge-8: 30 emva koCelomngeni lweDyunivesithi- nabaphulaphuli bebeze kwizigidi ezibini. Uthotho lwayo lwe-12th luqala kule veki.
UCoren Mitchell uchaza ilizwe eliNye kuphela eliNgaqhelekanga nelimangalisayo. Sibhiyozela umdla kulwazi ngenxa yalo; kukho izigidi zabantu abanxulumana nabo abangafunekiyo ngenxa yeTV ezininzi eziqhelekileyo. Kwaye uyincutshe yovuyo kubakhuphiswano. Aba ngabantu abanobukrelekre ngokwaneleyo ukuba baphendule imibuzo, kodwa nabantu abanomdlalo ngokwaneleyo ukuba baze kudlala esihogweni sento leyo. Kuyamangalisa kwaye kuyakhuthaza kakhulu ukucinga ukuba baninzi abantu abanjalo.
Qha qela abazinikeleyo, kubandakanya nam, bayayithanda ngenxa yokuQhagamshela kuphela, ngenxa yokunqongophala nokukhala, ngobuqili babakhuphiswano bayo kunye noCoren Mitchell, oyena mntu ubambe ongezantsi, nomhlekisi ongahambisiyo. UQhagamshele yedwa, umfazi owonwabileyo kwaye onwabile kulusu lwakhe, owongamela ilizwe lethu elingaqhelekanga nje ngokuba yena. Ayikuko ukuba ebehlala enjalo.
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Ubuntu bam boQhagamshelo kuphela abufakwanga, ngokuqinisekileyo ndim. Ndineminyaka engama-40 - xa ndandikumabonwakude ndineminyaka engama-25 nama-30, ndandingazi ukuba ndimele ukuba ngubani. Ndizenze ngathi ndifana nabanye abantu abakwiTV kodwa ndohlulekile. Khange ndikwazi ukuyenza.
UCoren (intombi yomntu ongasekhoyo, u-Alir osweleyo kunye nodade omncinci wokugxeka ukutya oku-scrappy kwaye ewe, umsasazi we-TV, uGiles) wenza ukutshitshiswa kweenkqubo ze-poker (ungumdlali we-world-class), kwaye uya kuluvuyela umboniso wengxoxo ngamanye amaxesha.
Khange ndilunge kakhulu. Kodwa ngoku ndimdala ngokwaneleyo ndiqhubeka nje ndibe ndim. Ndingaba yinto engaqhelekanga, ndiwele xa ndiwele, ndidiniwe xa ndidiniwe kwaye ndilambile xa ndilambile. Kulungile, abantu bayahamba nayo.
Sade sahamba kunye noko kwabonakala ngathi kukukhulelwa okuthe kratya ngokungaqhelekanga ngexesha lothotho lokugqibela. (UCoren Mitchell kunye nomyeni wakhe, umhlekisi, umdlali weqonga kunye nomdlalo weqonga weqonga uDavid, banentombi enonyaka ubudala, uBarbara).
UCoren Mitchell uyangxola ngokuhleka. Ngokubhekisele kubabukeli bendiphantse ndaneenyanga ezilithoba ndikhulelwe ukusuka ngoSeptemba ukuya kuMatshi. Ndimele ukuba ndandibonakala ngathi bendinethuba lokumitha lendlovu. Ngapha koko, uninzi lwala manqaku lafotwa ngexesha elifutshane kakhulu, xa uCoren Mitchell wayeneenyanga ezisibhozo ekhulelwe.
Nokuba le plinth incinci ehlekisayo wayemi ngasemva ukuba abonise iiNdonga eziDibanisayo ezinokufihla ukubonakala kwakhe. Ndibuze iqela ukuba lingafumana into endinokuma ngayo ngasemva ukuze abaphulaphuli bangaboni nto. Kodwa ndafika apho ibububanzi bemayikhrofoni kwaye ndenza ibhaluni ngapha nangapha. Ngokucacileyo ndandikhulelwe, ndandinkulu.
UCoren Mitchell uyaziqonda kwiindwendwe zakhe kuba naye wanyathela iNdlela yeNerd. Kwaye nerd nali igama elibuyisiweyo nelonwabisayo. Kukho abantu abanokuthi ngebhongo bathi zii-nerds. Xa ndandisesikolweni ndandizithanda izibalo kwaye ndifunda iincwadi ezininzi kwaye ndothuswa ngumbono wokuba nesithandwa… bendisenokuba ndingumntu ongenantlonelo, kodwa ke yayilixesha elibi. Ngoku uzama ukuyithetha ngokuqinisekileyo.
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Uyazichaza njengentombazana engaqhelekanga, ebukhali, intombazana encinci eqaqambileyo. Ndikhumbula ukuba ndandinekopi kaDavid Copperfield endandiyizulazula kwisikolo samabanga aphantsi. Ndiqale ukuyifunda xa ndandineminyaka esixhenxe kwaye ndandineminyaka esibhozo ukuyigqiba kwam. Ndifunde kakhulu njengentombazana encinci, kwaye ndadlala imidlalo ndacinga izinto ezininzi.
KwiYunivesithi yaseOxford, apho afunda khona isiNgesi, abahlobo bakhe babeluhlobo lwabantu ngoku abenza amaqela aQhagamshela kuphela. Imibuzo eza ngokuqinisekileyo ngabantu endiya kuba ngabahlobo kunye nabo ukuba ndingadibana nabo kwiimeko ezahlukeneyo.
UCoren Mitchell akaze ahlekise nakubani na. Ukukhanya okuncinci, mhlawumbi, kodwa kuluhlaza kwaye kunobubele. Kukho uhlobo lwesiko xa unemibuzo apho abantu abathatha inxaxheba bengadumanga kwaye yinto yemveli ukuba umbuki zindwendwe unobungane kwaye uyabaxhasa: 'Molo, uvelaphi kwaye unebali elihlekisayo ? '
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Kukho ulwahlulo olukhulu, uhlobo, 'Owu, jonga abantu abazokudlala.' Kodwa nguQhagamshelo kuphela alunjalo, lilizwe lalo elipheleleyo. Wonke umntu kumaqela, abasebenzi, mna, abaseta imibuzo, umlimi - sonke sikwicala elinye. Ndiyathemba ukuba ababukeli baziva ngendlela efanayo.
Sikhona njengendawo yokuchasana nolunye uhlobo lukamabonakude apho wonke umntu efuna ukuba yinkwenkwezi ye-pop kwaye bonke baneenwele kunye nezikhonkwane kwaye banesakhelo sokuqondwa esiqondwa kuphela ngabanye. Thina, lusapho oluDibeneyo kuphela, sifumanisa ukuba iyadida. Siluhlobo lwabantu abanokuvela baye kuvavanyo kwi-X Factor kwaye ibe ngabo apho badlala khona ingxolo ehlekisayo ngaphezulu kuba sinxibe iskipa esingaqhelekanga.
Ngaba inokusebenza naphina ngaphandle kweBritane? Mhlawumbi akunjalo. Ngokuqinisekileyo iBritane kwaye iBritish iyimibuzo eyoyikisayo. Sinesigama sazo zonke iilwimi kunye nesakhelo esikhulu senkcubeko kwilizwe elincinci kangaka.
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Akukho mntu uphumelela i-toaster okanye itoyi yokudlala kuQhagamshela kuphela. Akukho mntu uphumelela nantoni na kwaphela. Akukho mabhaso. Amaqela eza nokucoceka kwento leyo. Umbuzo ongaphendulwanga ufana netawuli eyi-wonky, enengxaki. Bakhona ukuze baphendule le mibuzo kwaye ukuba abayiphenduli kwaye elinye iqela liyaphendula, bayavuya.
UCoren Mitchell uqala aze awugqibe umboniso ngamakhaya amancinci amangalisayo asentloko yakhe, njengoko engakwazi ukufunda i-autocue. Ndinamehlo amfutshane kakhulu, ndikhame kakhulu kwiilensi zonxibelelwano kwaye lilize kakhulu kwiiglasi.
Ngaba uhlaselwa zii-weirdos? Ngaba ufumana imeyile engaqhelekanga evela kumadoda abilayo? Hayi, hayi kuQhagamshela kuphela, nangona xa ndandikwi-20s yam ndibhale ikholamu yeveki ngeveki yeThe Daily Telegraph kwaye ndithunyelwa lonke uhlobo lokungcola luhlobo lweekoloneli ezindala ezazifunda iTelegraph. Ileta enye yayiyimbonakalo yamanyala eyandisiweyo ngam kunye nombhali weleta owandixelela ngekratshi ukuba wayeneminyaka engama-90. Onke amagama akrwada ayesiLatin.
Oku kukusondelelana kosapho olubanzi kuphela lwe-Connect, sonwabile xa yena noDavid Mitchell babhengeza ukuzibandakanya kwabo kwiThe Times ngo-2012. Ndiyayazi into oyithethayo, iyavakala ephepheni. Ndicinga ukuba omabini amacala ethu abenosizi kuthi, ukuba siphose isikhephe, nangona kungenjalo omnye komnye.
Esi sibini saziswa kwitheko ngumhlobo wakhe uDavid Baddiel. Ngokukodwa wathi kum, 'Kukho uDavid Mitchell phaya, ndicinga ukuba kufanelekile ukuba utshate naye, ndiza kuyifumana ibhola ngokuzazisa.' Ndacinga ukuba yinto ehlekisayo leyo kodwa, emva kweeyure ezimbalwa, bendicinga ukuba mhlawumbi ndingamtshata. '
Ukhala nangayiphi na imbono yokuba sisibini esidumileyo. Maxa wambi abantu bathi kuthi, ‘Ngokwenene niyayihlonela imicimbi yenu yabucala. Ngubani umbhengezi wakho? ’Kwaye siye,‘ Yinto yethu ntoni? ’Mna noDavid siye sahluleka ngokupheleleyo ukuba ngoosaziwayo ngengqondo ekhoyo ngoku.
IsibhengezoQhagamshela kuphela ngo-8pm ngoMvulo kwi-BBC2