Ngelixa iziqhulo zikaChuck Norris zenzelwe ukuhlekisa, igcisa lokulwa lika-hunky laseHollywood ngokwenene lihle kakhulu ebomini bokwenyani. Nazi ezinye yangoku Iinyani zikaChuck Norris oza kuzonwabela kunye neziqhulo:
- Akazange aphulukane nomlo ukusukela ngo-1968.
- Wafundisa uSteve McQueen Karate.
- Umntu wokuqala waseNtshona ukufezekisa i-8th Degree Black Belt Grandmaster eTaekwondo kwaye unamabhanti amnyama eBrazilian Ju-Jitsu, Judo, kunye neTang Soo Do.
- Wayila ubugcisa bakhe bokulwa ngenxa yokukruquka, ebizwa ngokuba yiChun Kuk Do.
- Ungumbhali oThengisa kakhulu eNew York Times.
Iinyani zikaChuck Norris malunga nokutya
carrollphoto / Getty Imifanekiso- UChuck Norris wenza itswele elila.
- U-Chuck Norris usebenzisa isitshizi sepepile ukunonga iziteki zakhe.
- Xa uChuck Norris efuna iqanda, uqhekeza inkukhu.
- Abanye abantu bathanda ukutya imilenze yamasele. UChuck Norris uthanda ukutya imilenze yecilikishe. Ngenxa yoko, iinyoka.
- Xa uChuck Norris efuna iipopcorn, uphefumlela eNebraska.
- U-Chuck Norris utshiza ikofu yakhe ngamazinyo kwaye ubilise amanzi ngomsindo wakhe.
- UChuck Norris akatyi. Ukutya kuyaqonda ukuba ekuphela kwendawo ekhuselekileyo yamanqindi kaChuck Norris ingaphakathi emzimbeni wakhe.
Chuck Norris iinyani malunga nezilwanyana
debishop / Getty Imifanekiso- Iindlulamthi zadalwa xa u-Chuck Norris wayenqumla ihashe.
- Ngesinye isihlandlo iphimpi laluma umlenze kaChuck Norris. Emva kweentsuku ezintlanu zentlungu engathethekiyo, iphimpi lafa.
- UChuck Norris unokubulala amatye amabini ngentaka enye.
- UChuck Norris unokukhokelela ihashe emanzini kwaye yenze isiselo.
- Akukho ngcamango yendaleko. Kukho kuphela uluhlu lwezilwanyana uChuck Norris avumela ukuba aphile.
- UChuck Norris wakha waya eMars. Yiyo loo nto kungekho zimpawu zobomi.
Iinyani zikaChuck Norris malunga nokuphumelela imidlalo
Enes Evren / Getty Imifanekiso- UChuck Norris uxelela uSimon ukuba makenze ntoni.
- U-Chuck Norris unokuphumelela umdlalo we-Connect Four kwiintshukumo ezintathu kuphela.
- Xa uChuck Norris edlala iMonopoly, ichaphazela uqoqosho lwehlabathi lwangempela.
- UChuck Norris sisizathu sokuba uWaldo azifihle.
- U-Chuck Norris akadlali 'ukufihla-kunye-ukufuna.' Udlala ingoma ethi 'Zifihle-ndithandaze-Andikufumani.'
- Iphepha libetha ilitye, ilitye libetha isikere, kwaye isikere sibetha iphepha, kodwa uChuck Norris uzibetha zontathu ngaxeshanye.
- Ukuba upela uChuck Norris kwiScrabble, uyaphumelela. Ngonaphakade.
Iinyani zikaChuck Norris malunga nezinto ezintle zangaphandle
anandaBGD / Getty Imifanekiso- UChuck Norris akafumani yiqabaka. UChuck Norris uluma iqabaka.
- UChuck Norris unokwakha indoda yekhephu ngaphandle kwemvula.
- U-Chuck Norris wabetha ilanga kukhuphiswano lokujonga.
- Xa uChuck Norris esiwa emanzini, uChuck Norris akabi manzi. Amanzi afumana uChuck Norris.
- UChuck Norris undwendwela intaba-mlilo rhoqo kusasa ukuze afumane eyona espresso ibalaseleyo emhlabeni.
- Ukugawulwa kwemithi akungonobangela wokutshatyalaliswa kwamahlathi. U-Chuck Norris ufuna ii-toothpicks.
- UChuck Norris kwafuneka ayeke ukuhlamba iimpahla zakhe elwandle. Iitsunami zazibulala abantu.
Iinyani zikaChuck Norris malunga nokufa
MichaelSvoboda / Getty Imifanekiso- Ukufa kwakukhe kwaba namava akufutshane kaChuck-Norris.
- UChuck Norris akaboni abantu abafileyo. Wenza abantu bafe.
- U-Chuck usweleke kwiminyaka emine eyadlulayo, kodwa uGrim Reaper akakwazi ukufumana isibindi sokumxelela.
- UChuck Norris akakhohlisi ukufa. Uphumelela ngokufanelekileyo nangokulinganayo.
- U-Chuck Norris ubeka ukuhleka ekubulaleni.
- Xa uChuck Norris ethetha, wonke umntu uyamamela. Kwaye uyafa.
- Abona nobangela baphambili bokufa eUnited States sisifo sentliziyo, uChuck Norris, kunye noMhlaza.
- Ohlekayo wokugqibela uhleka kakhulu. Lowo uhleka uChuck Norris… uyafa.
- Kuluntu lwezonyango, ukufa kubizwa ngokuba sisifo sikaChuck Norris.
Iinyani zikaChuck Norris malunga nezemidlalo
Lorado / Getty Imifanekiso- Akukho zi-steroids kwi-baseball, ngabadlali nje u-Chuck Norris oye waphefumla.
- UBrett Favre unokuphosa ibhola ngaphezulu kweeyadi ezingama-50. UChuck Norris unokuphosa uBrett Favre nangakumbi.
- U-Chuck Norris akaqhubi isitya; uwisa nje isikhonkwane esinye kunye nezinye ezilithoba zawa isiqaqa.
- UChuck Norris kuphela kwendoda eyakha yoyisa udonga lwezitena kumdlalo wentenetya.
- U-Chuck Norris udlala iracquetball nge-waffle iron kunye nebhola yokubhowula.
- Xa uChuck Norris edlala i-dodgeball, iibhola ziyambaleka.
Iinyani zikaChuck Norris malunga nolwimi
Srdjana1 / Getty Imifanekiso- UChuck Norris uyaluva ulwimi lwezandla.
- UChuck Norris uyakwazi ukuthetha i-braille.
- UChuck Norris unokuthetha isiFrentshi... NgesiRashiya.
- U-Chuck Norris akayena nje isibizo kodwa usenzi.
- UChuck Norris ekuqaleni wabhala isichazi-magama sokuqala. Inkcazo yegama ngalinye yile ilandelayo: Ukukhaba okungqukuva okukhawulezileyo ebusweni.
- Ukudakumba ngokwenene ligama lesiLatini. Ukuguqulelwa, kuthetha ukuba, Awunakuze ube nguChuck Norris.
Iinyani zikaChuck Norris malunga nomzimba womntu
MRBIG_PHOTOGRAPHY / Getty Imifanekiso- UChuck Norris akaphefumli; ubamba umoya.
- Uhlobo lwegazi likaChuck Norris yi-AK-47.
- Ubushushu bomzimba kaChuck Norris bungama-98.6 degrees… Celsius.
- U-Chuck Norris akasoze abe nesifo sentliziyo ... nokuba intliziyo ayinangqondo ngokwaneleyo ukuhlasela uChuck Norris.
- Ukubetha kwentliziyo kaChuck Norris kulinganiswa kwisikali seRichter.
- Iinyembezi zikaChuck Norris zinyanga umhlaza. Okubi kakhulu, akazange alile.
- UChuck Norris kufuneka abhalise onke amalungu omzimba wakhe njengesixhobo esibulalayo esahlukileyo. Udakada lwakhe lugqalwa njengesixhobo esifihliweyo kuwo onke amazwe angama-50.
Iinyani zikaChuck Norris malunga nobudlelwane
hoozone / Getty Imifanekiso- Eyona ndlela ikhawulezayo eya entliziyweni yendoda linqindi likaChuck Norris.
- UChuck Norris uyayazi imfihlo kaVictoria.
- NgoSuku lweValentine, uChuck Norris unika umfazi wakhe intliziyo ebethayo yenye yeentshaba zakhe. Ukuba nothando kakhulu, uChuck Norris ukholelwa ukuba yonke imihla kufuneka ibe luSuku lweValentine.
- Iinwele zendevu zikaChuck Norris zikholelwa ukuba ziyinto enokuthambisa eTshayina.
- UChuck Norris akakwazi ukuthanda; akanako kuphela ukubulala.
- Emva kwayo yonke indoda ephumeleleyo, kukho umfazi. Emva kwayo yonke indoda efileyo, kukho uChuck Norris.
- UChuck Norris akatsho ukuba ngubani utata wakho, kuba uyayazi impendulo.
Iinyani zikaChuck Norris malunga netekhnoloji
Eva-Katalin / Getty Imifanekiso- UBill Gates uhlala esoyika ukuba ilaptop kaChuck Norris iya konakala.
- Ikhibhodi kaChuck Norris ayinalo iqhosha lokubuyela emva. UChuck Norris akenzi iimpazamo.
- Ukuba upela uChuck Norris ngokungalunganga kuGoogle, ayithi, Ngaba ubuthetha uChuck Norris? Iphendula ngokulula, Baleka ngelixa usenalo ithuba.
- U-Chuck Norris unokucima i-Recycling Bin.
- U-Chuck Norris akanakuze azalise ifom ye-intanethi kuba soze ayithumele.