IKrismesi ifikile kuLobo lokuLoba, kwaye konke kuthe cwaka nangoku. Kungenxa yokuba uBob Mortimer, indoda engankqonkqozi intonga ngaphandle kwabo babanjiweyo kwaye kungenzeka ukuba yoyike iintlanzi ezininzi ngakumbi kunangaphambili.
Isibhengezo
Ndikholelwe, utsho uPaul Whitehouse. iqabane lakhe-elunxwemeni lomlambo, othe, ngokuxelwa kwangaphambili, ufike ngexesha kwincoko yethu malunga nomboniso weKrisimesi ekhethekileyo, ngekhe angonwabi ukuba ebeqala. Iphupha elibi.
Kodwa xa uMortimer esijoyina, akangoneli kwaphela. Nangona kungathi cwaka okanye kungathi cwaka, amandla athile omntu amenza ukuba abenoxanduva ngamanzi atshintshiselwe imeko yokucinga engaqhelekanga enokuthi ihambe kwaye ingoyiki umboniso. Into endiyenzayo, ndenza abantu bacinge ukuba ndisesichengeni kwaye ndibuthathaka, utsho. Kwaye zilungile kum. Ndayibeka phezu kotyebile. UPaul ungumntu onzima, nangona. Uthi nje, 'Ewe, kulungile, nantoni na.'
Icici yokugcina i-diy
Ukulawula ukhetho lwakho lwe-imeyile, Cofa apha.
I-Whitehouse ichasene neemvakalelo zeMortimer. Akunakulindeleka ukuba agungxule, okanye agqithise i-emote, uyibhotile ye-angst yakhe kwaye agxile kwi-angling. Sifanele silumke, utsho, ukuba singabi novakalelo olugqithisileyo. Akayithandi nekrismesi. Andithethi ngabanye abantu. Nceda uye konwaba kangangoko ufuna! Kodwa andiyithandi imibhiyozo esesikweni, equlunqiweyo, ngakumbi. Ukuphoxeka kwam ngeKrisimesi kubangelwa kukoyikiswa kwam kokulahlekelwa ngumlingo weKrisimesi ndisemncinci. Kulapho ivela khona. Kuba andinakuze ndiphinde ndibambe olo vuyo lweKrisimesi kunye nemincili kwakhona.
Ukuzama ukuphinda uphinde uchulumancise uWhitehouse, utshilo uMortimer, yeyona nto ikhethekileyo kwiKrisimesi. Ndim ozama ukubonisa uPaul ukuba yintoni iKrisimesi, kwaye uyibhiyozele. Into yokuba iGone Fishing ineKrisimesi ikhethekileyo ityhila indlela edume ngayo. Sibetha i-20 yezigidi ngoku, ngeli xesha le-COVID, nge-iPlayer, utsho uMortimer.
Kuya kufuneka ndivume ukuba ndiyibukele kakhulu, kwaye andikaze ndibukele eyam imiboniso. Kuyomeleza kakhulu ngendlela. Andikwazi ukubeka umnwe wam kuyo, kodwa ngumboniso we-COVID-friendly.
Iingqungquthela ezintathu, ifomathi ayitshintshi kakhulu. Amadoda amabini, asindileyo ekusenokwenzeka ukuba aphelise iminyhadala yecoronary- utyando lwentliziyo evulekileyo kwimeko kaMortimer, isenti engxamisekileyo yeWhitehouse elandela ithumba le-colonic - bahlala kwimilambo eyahlukeneyo kunye neendlela zamanzi, kubandakanya ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, iTweed, uVavanyo, iWye kunye neIreland Lough Erne. Bathetha ngobomi, ikhamera iyasika ukuze ithathe ubuhle obujikelezileyo, emva koko uMortimer uwa ngaphezulu.
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Oku kukhokelele, kubo bobabini, ukuya kwinqanaba lokuqaqamba kwexesha lokudumisa. Ngaphambi koku sasizimisele ukuba si-scrapheap ngenene, utsho uWhitehouse. Bendikhe ndacelwa ukuba ndenze imiboniso yokuloba amaxesha amaninzi, kwaye bendihlala ndisithi hayi. Kodwa bekukho into malunga nale, ikona yesifo sentliziyo kunye nokuhlengwa okulandelayo kukaBob, kwaye uyazi, 'Uzuko lube! UBob uvukile! ’
Mortimer kunye neWhitehouse
Ukulungiselela iKrisimesi ekhethekileyo baya kwiMilambo Tees, kumantla eNorth Yorkshire / County eDurham. Yilapho uMortimer wafunda ukuloba njengenkwenkwana, ephuma eMidlesbrough kwidolophu yakhe ngebhayisikili. Kukwanjalo, ngokucacileyo, apho kuhlala khona intliziyo yakhe eyonakeleyo. Elo lixesha lam leKrisimesi yegolide, xa ndandiseyinkwenkwana, utsho. Ndacinga ukuba kuya kuba kuhle ukuyibeka apho, ukubonisa uPaul intamo yam yehlathi, indlu yam yakudala apho bendikade ndonwabela khona iKrisimesi, kunye neendawo endandiziloba xa ndandisemncinci.
Ukubuyela umva bekusisityhilelo kum. Ukukhumbula indlela ezazibaluleke ngayo izihlobo kuwe. Indlela olichithe ngayo ixesha lakho nabo xa wawusemncinci, unkqonkqoza nje emnyango esithi, 'Masihambe sijikeleze izitrato iiyure ezintlanu.'
Ukwenza umboniso bhanyabhanya, uMortimer, uWhitehouse kunye neqela lemveliso bebekwibhola ye-COVID kunye ngalo lonke ixesha. Nditsho ukuba iyakuba yinto embi ukuba, emva kwayo yonke into abadlule kuyo, esi sibini sithathiwe ngulo bhubhane, kwaye uWhitehouse utyhila ukuba wayene-COVID ekuqaleni konyaka xa wayevela kwi-West End kuZidenge namaHashe kuphela. Ndibe nethamsanqa, utsho. Khange ndichaphazeleke kakhulu, kodwa sisifo esingaqhelekanga. Abanye abantu babaleka, kwaye nabanye abantu baya kufumana ubuthathaka kubo. Ngokwam, bendilungile, kodwa uBob, ndicinga ukuba usesichengeni kunam.
I-Mortimer ingama-61 kunye ne-Whitehouse 62, kodwa i-Mortimer ibonakala ngathi ithambile kwezi zimbini. Ingxaki yentliziyo yakhe yayinzima kakhulu kwaye yayiyisizathu sokuba aGony Fishing aqale kwiminyaka emithathu eyadlulayo, emva kokuba uWhitehouse, echaphazeleke yimpilo yengqondo yakhe, walukuhla uMortimer wabuyela elunxwemeni lomlambo. Kumboniso uMortimer upheka oko akubiza ngokuba zizitya ezisempilweni, kubandakanya enye enokuthi ivele kuphela kumthonyama wekona yomantla-mpuma eNgilani: i-pease-pudding pitta kunye nemvana ethosiweyo kunye neziqhamo. Kukutya kwezempilo, ukuthena, utshilo uWhitehouse, kukhuselo lukaMortimer. Isempilweni noko kune avocado nembewu kajongilanga.
Izicwangciso zikaMortimer zeKrisimesi azivakali zisempilweni entliziyweni. Iya kuba yiKrisimesi eqhelekileyo, utshilo. Kukuphi okubilayo, emva koko utye, emva koko utye, emva koko utye. Kwisiqendu samva nje, esi sibini kwindawo yentselo emva kosuku lokuloba ipike, yayinguBob owayekwiipiksi, uPaul isiqingatha esisengqiqweni. Ngelixa bendikade nditshixiwe, utsho uMortimer, khange ndenze mthambo, ndityile kakhulu kwaye ndisela kakhulu utywala. Ukutshixeka mhlawumbi kuthathe iminyaka emibini ebomini bam. Inyaniso.
Owu, Bob, utsho uWhitehouse.
Njengoko umboniso uqhubekile, uMortimer, ononyana ababini, utyhilwe njengendoda efumana intsingiselo kusapho lwayo endaweni yemidlalo yamahlaya yeminyaka engama-35 ecaleni kukaVic Reeves okanye inkwenkwezi ethi Ngaba Ndiza Kuxoka Kuwe?
Ndambuza ukuba yeyiphi eyona ngoma ibuhlungu, utshilo uWhitehouse. Kwaye wathi, ‘Abba, Slipping Through My Fingers.’ Ungacinga ukuba ingokufa kunye nendyikityha yokufa, okanye uthando olulahlekileyo, kanti akunjalo. Imalunga nokukhula komntwana kwaye anyamalale nje, kwaye olo luvo lokuba mhlawumbi khange wenze kangangoko ubuthembisile okanye ufuna ukwenza nabo. Kubonakala ngathi trite ingoma encinci pop, kodwa eneneni kakhulu, kakhulu brilliant.
Kwisiqendu samva nje, uWhitehouse uthe akathandi ukucinga ngexesha alichithe kunye neentombi zakhe ezine xa zazisencinci, nanjengoko wafumanisa ukuba iinkumbulo ziphazamisile. Ndathi kubo bonke abantwana bam, ‘Musani ukukhula,’ utsho. Kodwa bayakhula. Kwaye yile ntlekele yayo ngandlela thile. Uthi ubuntwana bakhe babonwabile kakhulu. Nangona andizukukhumbula amaxesha apho bendihleli ndiphaka, 'Esi sisiphelo sehlabathi.'
Xa esi sibini sityelele uMlambo i-Usk, apho uWhitehouse wayekhe walobola noyise ongasekhoyo, walusasaza uthuthu lwakhe emanzini. Yayisisenzo esibuhlungu, kodwa uWhitehouse wayisusa kwikhamera. NgeMortimer inokuziva ngathi yonke into iyikhamera. Kuluhlu lwesithathu wachaza ukusweleka kukayise, wabulawa, watsho, kwingozi yemoto xa ilori eyayithwele iipesika ezijijelweyo i-jack-knifed. UMortimer wayeneminyaka esixhenxe kuphela; Kwakuyimzuzu obalulekileyo ebuntwaneni bakhe, okwenziwa nguMortimer njengengqungquthela, ecacisa kwiingcamango zikayise zokugqibela njengoko udonga olubulalayo lwamapayipi atyiweyo lwafika lubuhlungu.
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Nangona kunjalo kukhokelele kumzuzu xa umboniso ufudumele, kwaye incasa yayo yento uWhitehouse ayibiza ngokuba ngumlingo wokuya kuloba usengumntwana, waba yinto enzulu njengoko, emva koko, uWhitehouse waphawula ngeswekile uMortimer iti. Ndaye ndenza ikhonkco. Yayinyani kwiscreen, loo mzuzu, utshilo uMortimer. Ndiqale ukuthatha iswekile eninzi xa utata wam ebhubhile.
Undixelele into ngawe, utshilo uWhitehouse ngoku. Susa iswekile kwaye wawukhona, inkwenkwana encinci elahlekileyo uBob. Ukuma phantsi kweMortimer ngumsebenzi osisigxina, omnye apho iWhitehouse, ngendlela yakhe, ivuya ngayo. UBob kwaye sinobudlelwane obusondeleyo ngoku.
Ndiyathetha, besihlala sinesibophelelo nangona kunjalo, kodwa uyazi, ungumntu okude kakhulu, uBob, kwaye ebekhe wanethutyana. Uthi uyinxalenye-yakhe, kwaye unguye.
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Njengoko umboniso uqhubeka (uthotho lwesine sele luqinisekisiwe), esi sibini kuye kwafuneka ukuba silungiselele inkampani ethe kratya elunxwemeni lomlambo- izigidi zabantu ababukeleyo. Kuyamangalisa, utsho uWhitehouse. Yenziwe ukuba sibe noxanduva kwezentlalontle kwaye siqonde ngakumbi ngabantu ababukeleyo, kunokuba sisibini sezidenge ezihlekisayo malunga nonxweme lomlambo. Ndicinga ukuba phantse kufuneka senze okuthile malunga nempilo yamadoda.
Bayayidinga, utshilo u-Whitehouse, ukwenza ipodcast eyahlukileyo. Sikhona, sobabini siyabazi abantu ngoku abahamba nezinto ezifanayo. Sithethile neengcali zezempilo malunga nalo mbandela; ibiya kuba kukungakhathali ukuba asithanga, 'Ungayilandela ngokuya kule ndawo.'
UMortimer uyavuma. Unyango luye lwabeka abafazi phantsi kakhulu ngokuyeka ukuya exesheni, kwaye kuyaqala nje ukufumana ingqwalaselo elufaneleyo. Ndiyacinga, mhlawumbi kwisithuba seminyaka engama-30, siyakuqonda ukuba lixesha lokuba sijongane ngokufanelekileyo neengxaki zamadoda 'ezantsi'. Kodwa ayivakali ngathi ixesha lilungile okwangoku ukuthetha ngalo kumboniso. Ikhohlise kakhulu, iyavuma i-Whitehouse: Nantsi i-roach yeepawundi ezimbini. Ngoku, makhe sithethe malunga ne-a ** ehole yakho.
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Okwangoku, Ukuloba akukho iya kuqhubeka ukugxila elunxwemeni lomlambo, ukutya okusempilweni kunye namandla amakhulu okunyanga okuthetha nje nomntu ngezinto ezisengqondweni yakho. Siye saphonononga, uBob, akunjalo? Utshilo uWhitehouse. Sinayo, uMortimer uyaphendula. Andizange ndithethe ngezi zinto komnye umntu, umntu obhinqileyo okanye oyindoda, ukunyaniseka. Andizange ndifumane nabani na ozimisele ukumamela. Kuhleka u Whitehouse. Andimameli ncam, Bob. Ndiyaloba.
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